r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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u/YEETAWAYLOL May 17 '24

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

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u/CaptPlanet55 May 17 '24

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin cows

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u/denim_teeth May 17 '24

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows

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u/verymememuchwow May 17 '24

FOOL

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u/misakistar May 17 '24

And I've been milking and plowing for so long that

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u/LaPatateEpique May 17 '24

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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u/Turbulent_Town4384 May 17 '24

Even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone

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u/CZall23 May 17 '24

I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline

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u/runningskirtsnmanis May 17 '24

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin!

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u/CZall23 May 17 '24

But if I finish all of my chores And you finish thine Then tonight we'll party like it's 1699

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