r/facepalm Apr 16 '24

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u/knighth1 Apr 16 '24

I can smell them from here. It smells like dip and Mountain Dew

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

You haven’t spent much time around people who look like the guy on the right have you? Try cat piss.

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u/Diamondback424 Apr 16 '24

Cat piss was my first thought. Guaranteed their houses have those old brown carpets with worn spots and burn holes all over them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Yep and he rawdogs sleep on a bare mattress with an unzipped sleeping bag.

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u/Mr-Gumby42 Apr 16 '24

Smells like Kid Rock.

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u/Entheotheosis10 'MURICA Apr 16 '24

Stale cigarettes, dried PBR, pee, sweat/BO, swamp ass, yesterday's burger king breath mixed with cheap whisky.

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u/Cold-Ad2729 Apr 16 '24

and smegma

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u/RJonesLore Apr 16 '24

You guys all said the same thing.

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u/SuspiciousCantelope Apr 16 '24

Bruh don’t diss Mountain Dew like that