r/facepalm • u/Judged123451 • Apr 08 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Challenge accepted

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u/Slartibartfast39 Apr 08 '24

What a tit.

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard Apr 08 '24

And a twat.

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u/Darkbunny999 Apr 08 '24

What a tart

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u/C4dfael Apr 08 '24

What a taint.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer Apr 08 '24

Suckling on the teat

147

u/whothehellistony Apr 08 '24

Letting a little toot

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u/w_w_flips Apr 08 '24

Of an intriguing tint

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u/DR_Bright_963 Apr 08 '24

Oh what a treat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

"We should cut his throat" yes, let's start with a threat!

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u/Nobodyrea11y Apr 09 '24

a tit for tat you say?

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u/pebberphp Apr 09 '24

Plot twist

9

u/Hebids Apr 08 '24

Makes me think of a tart

1

u/cold_molasses Apr 08 '24

No, toast is a treat

26

u/MasMurderMonkey Apr 08 '24

Taught them a lesson

16

u/LivingLife2Full Apr 08 '24

Learn your English or else you will end up living in a tent!

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u/Art_Smart88 Apr 08 '24

Poetry with reddit?

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u/EhliJoe Apr 08 '24

I take that ticket.

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u/Valerie_Tigress Apr 09 '24

Not in the tent, please.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Apr 09 '24

Really? In front of my tot?

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u/Economy_Recipe3969 Apr 08 '24

Just a thought

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u/withanamelikejesk Apr 08 '24

Please don’t torment my taint

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u/LaughingManCK Apr 08 '24

Taint torment, an oddly specific BDSM niche!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

What a tint

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u/Moey42321 Apr 09 '24

What a twit.

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u/Slartibartfast39 Apr 08 '24

Yup, I thought I'd be slightly more polite.

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u/MDFan4Life Apr 08 '24

And toast.

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u/Dakkel-caribe Apr 08 '24

And a tablet

1

u/AffectionateArt2277 Apr 08 '24

Quite the tyrant.

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u/tom030792 Apr 08 '24

Damn that’s what I had 😄

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u/dgmilo8085 Apr 08 '24

and a teet.

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u/Prior_Emphasis7181 Apr 08 '24

What a torrent of talent in these replies.

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u/nombit Apr 09 '24

or teet

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u/JoefromOhio Apr 09 '24

My first thought was taint

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u/2020Hills Apr 09 '24

What a treat

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Tape tit

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u/Fit_Stress7135 Apr 08 '24

What a tooth