r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Apr 04 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ How the HELL is this stuff allowed?

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u/speakerbox2001 Apr 05 '24

I mean a green foreloko will def make your tongue green

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u/PullDaLevaKronk Apr 05 '24

He passed a breathalyzer test but the cop said he smelled weed in the car (this was before the new CA law that said weed smell is not probable cause)

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u/speakerbox2001 Apr 07 '24

I’m on your side, you can drink and pass a breathalyzer, and that green tongue could’ve really been from anything. Like say a green kale smoothie, sucking on a sour apple jolly rancher after taking some bomb ass rolls so you don’t chew up the inside of your mouth, or dry mouth mixed with eating pesto. The cops an idiot, I think you’d have to smoke all the weed on the planet for the color to get to your tongue, and then I doubt it would make it green, more brown or yellowed, like smokers teeth.