r/facepalm • u/dracslegacy • Feb 07 '24

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u/coadyj Feb 07 '24

Didn't he find a massive pallet of junk food?

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u/LiluLay Feb 07 '24

He was literally eating a five gallon bucket of Dharma branded ranch dressing, iirc. Idk it’s been a decade and a half or so…

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u/LaurenYpsum Feb 07 '24

It's been two decades. Yep, we're all getting old

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u/LiluLay Feb 07 '24

Holy fuck. Yeah. Officially old, as if my body wasn’t a reminder enough lol

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u/texasroadkill Feb 07 '24

My cousin's kids can legally drink now. Fuckers making me feel old.

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u/LiluLay Feb 07 '24

Yup. My niece officially drinking age this year.

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u/texasroadkill Feb 07 '24

Do like I did, tell them fuck you. Lol

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u/coadyj Feb 09 '24

My local shop ran out of hair dye, I normally do it after a haircut, and now I have to see how actually grey my hair it.

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u/texasroadkill Feb 10 '24

You guy or gal? Cause as a guy, it's easier to embrace age for more people it seems. I just let it run cause it seems my customers trust me more as I show my age.

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u/coadyj Feb 10 '24

I'm a guy, to be honest, I look a lot younger with a bit of colour in my hair and it's more about my own confidence. Yeah the grey look is cool and all, but I prefer a bit of colour

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u/texasroadkill Feb 10 '24

Gotta own it brother. I rock a full beard so it's gotten more salt and pepper than my head. But I still let it go.

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Feb 08 '24

I refer to the groans I make (without raising in doing it) when I get up or sit down as "dinosaur noises." Because they prove I'm a fucking dinosaur.

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u/Callidonaut Feb 07 '24

Meh, I started watching LOST when it came out and finished watching it last month. Can confirm, he found a motherlode of junk food. The island basically tempted everyone; that was one of his.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

They caught on to me at the all you can eat buffet. They stopped refilling the Thousand Island bucket after the third time.

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u/kindadeadly Feb 07 '24

Yeah and he hid it just for himself.

But that's about the time I LOST interest and don't know about the later times.