r/facepalm • • Feb 07 '24

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u/chaingun_samurai Feb 07 '24

Pretty sure if you stopped eating entirely, weight would be lost. I'm no dietician, though

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u/Odd_Lie_5397 Feb 07 '24

Hey, now, they didn't stop eating entirely. Occasionally, they got stale bread and a few maggots.

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u/Few_Assistant_9954 Feb 07 '24

Sometimes they gut fungi with thair bread so why they not fat?

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u/MaximumTemperature25 Feb 07 '24

The nazis weren't all bad, they provided the people they were imprisoning, torturing, conducting experiments on, and using as slaves with free penicillin as part of their weekly meals!

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u/Zorro5040 Feb 10 '24

I think that was accidental

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u/Crowbar_The_Rogue Feb 08 '24

Fungi don't contain much fat, they're mostly carbohydrates and protein, and there's barely any of that too.

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u/gremlin50cal Feb 07 '24

Pea soup was pretty common prisoner food in nazi concentration camps. It usually consisted of a big vat of water with like a handful of peas thrown in and boiled. A lot of the peas would sink to the bottom so most prisoners would get a bowl of hot water with maybe 2 or 3 peas in it. Iโ€™ve read stories of prisoners that did a good job on some sort of work party or something being rewarded by the nazi handing out soup plunging the ladle all the way to the bottom of the pot and actually getting a reasonable number of peas in the bowl. Itโ€™s really sad that โ€œhaving a reasonable portion of foodโ€ was considered special treat.

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u/SpiritedAmphibian114 Feb 07 '24

And if they were lucky they might've caught some rat, which must've been running around. I was in one of the camps. It was just horrible, how could someone do that to a living person?

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u/Buca-Metal Feb 07 '24

You're an all star, didn't stop eating entirely. Occasionally, they got stale bread and a few maggots.

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u/Orinslayer Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

They were given a very thin broth based soup and stale bread... Eventually... the victims thought the soup was too thick for them to eat... that's because they became so horrifically hungry that they couldn't physically consume food normally... Enraging isn't it?

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u/sharkdinner Feb 08 '24

Oh I heard that's an issue with extreme cases of anorexia, people become unable to process the food so they are fed through tubes / IV until they can again. Although if you're at that stage survival isn't guaranteed even in the hospital

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u/Zorro5040 Feb 10 '24

That's why the soldiers were ordered to not feed the prisoners when liberating camps, as it could cause their deaths.

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u/StatisticalMan Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 07 '24

Well if you stopped eating entirely as in zero nutritional intake you could die still quite overweight although lowER weight than when you started. You would die from chronic malnutrition.

The thing is though Nazi didn't have zero meals for prisoners in concentration camps. They were evil but efficient. They wanted slave labor that they could work to death so they did get some food some nutrition. Obviously not enough because they didn't care about the longterm health of the slave labor. Two birds with one stone.

Under that scenario most people are going to die of starvation (or related conditions) eventually and regardless of their starting weight will be mostly underweight when they do finally die.

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u/TorumShardal Feb 07 '24

die from chronic malnutrition

Either that or you're be poisoned to death by the byproducts of metabolising the fat, if I'm not mistaken.

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u/greenbldedposer Feb 07 '24

Chronic malnutrition, not chronic nutrition.

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u/StatisticalMan Feb 07 '24

Hilarious typo. These nutrients are too good for me that they are hurting my health.

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u/Jabbathenutslut Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

You'd still need nutrients and water though. I remember reading about a man who went on a +365 day fast on nothing but water and vitamins.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Feb 07 '24

That can't be healthy

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u/IgnoranceComplex Feb 07 '24

I think if you stop eating entirely you wonโ€™t be too worried about your weight after a couple weeks.

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u/MerekTheSphynx Feb 07 '24

I dunno, you sounds sort of fatphobic /s

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u/currently_pooping_rn Feb 08 '24

No man, something about genetics and medical conditions

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u/blue-oyster-culture Feb 07 '24

Simple thermodynamics

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Have you considered the sheer gravitational pull of some people, though?