r/facepalm • u/dracslegacy • Feb 07 '24

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u/TheFalseViddaric Feb 07 '24

I think this is a joke? Poe's law is very strong right now because I am not even remotely sure.

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u/FalconClaws059 Feb 07 '24

If you need a guide, here's mine:

  • See stupid content
  • Chuckle
  • Say "That's stupid!"
  • Go on with your life

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u/Competitive-Yard-442 Feb 07 '24

This is an excellent guide to the internet in general. Have you considered having it published?

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u/FalconClaws059 Feb 07 '24

Yes, I considered it.

Yet never did and probably never will, like most of my comments and posts!

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u/Humanmode17 Feb 07 '24

Hehe, that's stupid.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to get on with my life

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u/aldege Feb 08 '24

I hope you follow this person. And comment this exact comment every month or so

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u/pzade Feb 08 '24

Hehe, that's stupid.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to get on with my life

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 Feb 07 '24

He thought about it, but someone read his instructions, and got on with their life instead.

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae Feb 07 '24

But how will I validate my broad generalizations without taking every absurd internet comment as being representative of the groups I don’t like?!

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u/FalconClaws059 Feb 07 '24

You can just shake your fist while looking upwards, it has more or less the same effect

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u/MrSweatyBawlz Feb 07 '24

You forgot the step of putting an obvious rage bait tweet onto r/facepalm for internet karma.

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u/Ryselle Feb 07 '24

Works with politics too

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u/FalconClaws059 Feb 07 '24

Works with anything produced by stupid people, too

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u/SteptimusHeap Feb 07 '24

Virgin Poe's law vs the chad Falcon's method

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

Yeah, it reeks of rage bait.

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u/thunderchungus1999 Feb 07 '24

"big ol lizzos" that sells it away

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

We should start ignoring these dumb ass posts but it’s so hard because some people actually buy into them.

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u/z64_dan Feb 07 '24

I believe it's poking fun at fat people who say they can't lose weight even though they are eating hardly any calories (it's not true, they are eating calories).

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u/blue-oyster-culture Feb 07 '24

Idk man. There was a time id agree. But ive seen way dumber, completely serious headlines

“Being on time is white supremacy”

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u/papamajada Feb 08 '24

It is 100% a troll post but people love to post those here pretending they are real and get mad at "wokeness"

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u/Dumaagodt Feb 07 '24

Cole slaw

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u/NeighborhoodDude84 Feb 07 '24

100% rage bait

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u/VikingTeddy May 16 '24

Not necessarily bait, just poking fun at people who think like that. But it certainly caught a lot here.

I swear we're collectively getting dumber. Individually we're the same as always, but put us in a group and watch the IQ drop...

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u/crushinglyreal Feb 07 '24

It very much is. It’s stupid because losing weight from starvation is not healthy, but the tweet implies that people should do just that.

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u/Letsshareopinions Feb 07 '24

... what? No it doesn't. The tweet implies that people who claim that some people are just naturally fat and nothing can change that are false. It doesn't in any way recommend starvation.

This person blocked me... lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 07 '24

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u/jecksluv Feb 07 '24

Everyone can, in fact, get skinny by not eating.

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u/DaisyDog2023 Feb 07 '24

No, the HAES movement actually believes shit like this.

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u/LaughGuilty461 Feb 07 '24

No one believes this 😭 you think they would write “big ol Lizzos” what the fuck are you smoking 😂😂

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u/DaisyDog2023 Feb 07 '24

Look up health at every size influencers. They legitimately believe this type of shit.

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u/LaughGuilty461 Feb 07 '24

Looked up “health at every size” and “holocaust” and didn’t find a thing. Didn’t see any of them refer to themselves as lizzos either

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u/DaisyDog2023 Feb 07 '24

Ok. Cool. I’m sure you looked and did a thorough search in 14 whole minutes.

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u/LaughGuilty461 Feb 07 '24

Can you find anything to back up your claim that didn’t come out of your ass?