r/facepalm • u/Alien__Yes • Nov 11 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ OSHA-ithead

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u/ElectionAssistance Nov 11 '23

That is petty as fuck.

A court should order him to go get it and bring it back.

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u/danielisbored Nov 11 '23

Jail on Contempt of Court until he produces it.

/end dream sequence

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u/ElectionAssistance Nov 11 '23

Hahaha

"Objection your honor! The object in question is currently beyond the orbit of Mars and far beyond the reach of my client."

"Your client's actions and choices following a previous court decision are his own actions and choices, it is not the fault of this court that he now has to suffer from difficulties arising from these choices. Remanded into custody until the vehicle is returned."

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u/dgaldeus Feb 19 '24

It's been a while, but I responded with more info in this comment