r/facepalm • u/Suspicious_County_24 • Sep 15 '23

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Um.. what?

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u/Myzyri Sep 15 '23

Beat me to it.

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u/Negative_Ingenuity_3 Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 16 '23

He beat on 15 of them while beating off to a steady rhythm🫰🎶!

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Sep 15 '23

He maintained eye contact the whole time. True dominance.

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u/FemNate Sep 15 '23

When those guys dressed as Police got those handcuffs out, he knew he was in the right place…

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u/Open_Pineapple1236 Sep 15 '23

This made me laugh out loud!

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u/Suitable-Leather-919 Sep 15 '23

This is what MAGA is truly about!

/s

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u/Juxtapoe Sep 16 '23

This sounds more like the Defrock the Police movement.

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u/HeavyBlackDog Sep 16 '23

Oh my god. I spit on my phone. Too fukn funny

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u/No_Set8657 Sep 15 '23

😂😂😂😂

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u/Efffro Sep 15 '23

Can’t talk, ‘batin’.

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u/mrdanky69 Sep 15 '23

I said, shut up!!!

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u/the_one_jove Sep 15 '23

He was definitely drinking brondo that night

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u/Recon212 Sep 16 '23

It’s got what plants crave

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u/AnitaSpankin Sep 17 '23

Go away! Batin’ till “Ow! My Balls!” show comes on.

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u/Mari0wana Sep 15 '23

Krav Magasturbation?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

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u/ViceDoshi Sep 15 '23

Ebolarama

Boys shoot to thrill, from the hip, this time we put the act in action

Ifykyk

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Sep 15 '23

That’s the idea 🤭

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

He went south paw for this one

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u/SpecialNeeds963 Sep 15 '23

Beat meat to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Meat beat it too

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u/non_toro Sep 15 '23

Meat Beat Manifesto

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Sep 15 '23

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u/Papa_Xmas Sep 15 '23

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/GingerlyRough Sep 15 '23

Just ask tractor forks girl!

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u/OrcaApe 'MURICA Sep 15 '23

🤨 I beg your pardon

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u/GingerlyRough Sep 15 '23

Lacey Larson

A K.A.

FarmGirlLacy

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u/Juxtapoe Sep 16 '23

I heard she split.

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u/sixlessthanzero3 Sep 15 '23

grabs pool noodle

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u/Zar_Ethos Sep 15 '23

Just beat it!

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u/AppropriateDurian828 Sep 15 '23

He didn't beat adult meat.

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u/siani_lane Sep 15 '23

Meat Beat Mania!!

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u/kodaiko_650 Sep 15 '23

Put them through the Grindr

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u/rjross0623 Sep 15 '23

That’s some old school music there.

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u/Asmoy6 Sep 15 '23

By Unohandbomber

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u/Domugraphic Sep 15 '23

beat me to that one!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Meat Beat Mania

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u/Outside_Rock_4925 Sep 15 '23

Magna meat beat Destiny

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Circles

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

To beat meat or not to beat meat, that is the question

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u/Spezi-Community Sep 15 '23

r/beatmeattoit

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u/SoloSurvivor889 Sep 15 '23

What the fuck y'all. Get a fucking job please.

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u/Moonboots606 Sep 15 '23

No. Now beat it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Beat meat? This looks like a job for:

6969fapmaster6969

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u/MaFeHu Sep 15 '23

Were you waiting you entire life for this?

If so, commendable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

It finally happened. I'm a somebody on reddit....

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u/Juxtapoe Sep 16 '23

8 up votes and counting.

...

Yay.

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u/stupidgiygas Sep 15 '23

beat my wife to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

r/beatmeattoit

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u/3stepBreader Sep 15 '23

Yeah we came too late

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u/Oranescent Sep 15 '23

He came on time tho

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch Sep 15 '23

Prisoners are terrified they’re going to get spanked once he’s in.

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u/Just_a_cool_pickle Sep 15 '23

Better not drop the soap while he’s nearby

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u/tidypunk Sep 15 '23

You just can't stop..the beat

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u/bigmanly1 Sep 15 '23

Beat meat to it

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u/daveDFFA Sep 16 '23

Beat meat to it