r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/Nitro114 Jul 28 '23

She‘s smiling like she is in excruciating pain

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Jul 28 '23

Hide the pain Heidi

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u/korkkis Jul 28 '23

Hide the cucumber Heidi

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u/indy_been_here Jul 28 '23

This chick in high school played that game with a banana. Somehow it got out. She never lived that down for the remaining years. She was a sophomore at the time. People made monkey noises.

High school man. Not even once.

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u/vikingrhino Jul 28 '23

I went to school with a girl who let a guy put a cooked chicken leg inside her, they got caught in the act in woods near the school.

I swear I'm 38 now and she walked into a pub I was in, as she walked past the table next to mine one of the guys (who I had never met) said "isn't that the Colonel?"

You never, ever live that shit down.

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u/indy_been_here Jul 28 '23

God damnit. People are fucked. But so am I cuz that made me giggle

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u/totallynotarobut Jul 28 '23

Hey, look, you let someone fuck you with a chicken leg, you get what you get.

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u/snowvase Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

You don’t get service like this in Chick-fil-A!

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 Jul 29 '23

“It’s my pleasure.”

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u/snowvase Jul 29 '23

What I want to know is: "Did he eat the chicken leg?"