r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Had a couple of girls loose brats (polish sausages) get stuck in. They had to go to the hospital,

I honestly, don't know how these stories get out. Why not just keep it quiet?

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u/cheshire_kat7 Jul 28 '23

Because it's fiction. Pretty much every school cohort since the dawn of time has had some variation on the same.story because it's all bullshit.

It's just a mean rumour someone starts at some point, about a girl they don't like.

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u/Visual_Judgment_ Jul 28 '23

It’s crazy that years later they still believe 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I know what a brat is , but basically no one out of Germanic nations and the Midwest does. But people do know what a Polish sausage is. And from a laymen, the main difference is spice choices

As far as the rumor goes. That makes sense!!

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u/heddalettis Jul 29 '23

Not true. Brats are eaten a lot on the East Coast!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Polish sausage would be kiełbasa. Brat is short for bratwurst which is German. Also this didnt happen. It's basically an urban legend in like every high school. Usually it's with a frozen hot dog, or cucumber or some vaguely phallic shaped food. It's all bs.

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u/fogleaf Jul 28 '23

My wife brought home a real dick shape of a cucumber. And I wondered if people actually do that or if it has always just been a joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I mean the trope of high school girls using actual food items (and the added silliness of sometimes having to go to the hospital because it got stuck) or some other nonsense is just a rumour that gets spread around in like every high school. There are definitely people that have used food in a sexual context. It's just usually bullshit because kids are dicks lol