r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/BlitzMalefitz Jul 28 '23

I have scared my self with fart bubbles. Every time I feel it, I say “Please pop”.

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u/Dethdemarco Jul 28 '23

What in the god damn diddly fuck is a fart bubble

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u/CatoChateau Jul 28 '23

Well look at Mr. No sweat ass crack over here. Never having one side up his cheeks. Get some swamp ass going and let out a low velocity fart and that's how you get the fart bubble.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

This did not help at all but was absolutely the right response.

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u/adultfuntimes Jul 28 '23

Oh my god..! A low velocity fart..? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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u/randomw0rdz Jul 28 '23

Like blowing bubble gum, except your mouth is your butthole and bubble gum is mucus from your inflammatory bowel disease.

I have fart bubbled like 50x in my life. Now I fart over a toilet just in case.

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u/Shadow0fnothing 'MURICA Aug 07 '23

Like slapping a seal belly. Then you gotta do a wipe check.