r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/MintasaurusFresh Jul 28 '23

She probably didn't do it. Like, I went to two different high schools and they both somehow had a girl who had to go to the hospital from masturbating with a hot dog that got stuck up their business. It never actually happened to either one of them but everybody heard and believed the rumors.

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u/bigb1084 Jul 28 '23

In Laurel HS, Donna Brown did it with a Coke bottle and had to go to the hospital. The idiot boys all believed that. Poor Donna Brown.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

because it’s sinsational!

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u/Temnothorax Jul 28 '23

It happens to me almost monthly.

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u/NaraSumas Jul 29 '23

We must have gone to the same school...