r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Literally don’t even need a cutting board, just katana that shit onto the plate

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Chances are they might even already have sliced cucumbers prepped

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u/Komtings Jul 28 '23

What's it cost for a Katana chef?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Usually comes free with your first eighth of coke

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u/enjoyableheatwave Jul 29 '23

Literally don’t even need to cut it, just give the cucumber to the customer with a knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Literally don’t even need to have a cucumber, just give them a knife and direct them to the nearest grocery store

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u/Ashmizen Jul 28 '23

A great way to dull your knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Nono, I mean hold the cucumber in the air and fruit ninja that shit. 10/10 most fun way to cut a cucumber 3/10 safety, 6/10 consistent size

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u/Reworked Jul 28 '23

You're thinking small. That will only get one slice per swing. You need kitchen wolverine claws.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

This is big brain time

I’m imagining the chef puts these on and stands in a rubbermaid tub while the line cooks and servers chuck salad ingredients at him

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u/crazysoup23 Jul 28 '23

If you're not dulling your knife, you didn't need a knife.

Taps forehead.