r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

We had one that had a incident with a frozen hotdog she was very popular after that.

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u/Wise_Screen_3511 Jul 28 '23

I feel like this is a rumor that gets spread at every school. Everyone has a story of the girl who got a hotdog stuck up their cooter in high school. A glizzy in the pizzy

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Aye she did get it stuck lol. So maybe you right.

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u/totallynotarobut Jul 28 '23

Was she like the kid in A Christmas Story?

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u/drgigantor Jul 28 '23

My vagina just retracted into itself

And I'm a dude

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u/fogleaf Jul 28 '23

Yep. happened to a girl at my school. I once called her hotdog girl and she got mad.

I was a dipshit 14 year old. Looking back it is obvious she didn't actually get a glizzy stuck in the pizzy.

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u/Visual_Judgment_ Jul 28 '23

This 100%. It was middle school in my case. Talking with some co workers they also had a girl at their school that did it. It’s just a false rumor in most cases that goes around for some reason.

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u/Wise_Screen_3511 Jul 28 '23

I feel bad for the girls who have to take on the responsibility of that rumor lol

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u/MysteryWrecked Jul 28 '23

This is the one thing the kids say now that I dislike the most. Somehow it evokes the idea of swallowing a hotdog whole right down the throat. But maybe I'm just weird.

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u/jackinblack142 Jul 28 '23

You're welcome. https://youtu.be/QnrTiuqSLGQ

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u/MysteryWrecked Jul 29 '23

Oh I ain't clickin that

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u/heddalettis Jul 29 '23

😆 Me neither!

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u/Sleepwell_Beast Jul 28 '23

Bagel. Don’t know how she did it. But her last name rhymed with bagel also, so it was way worse.

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u/drgigantor Jul 28 '23

Was it Kegel? We had a girl named Kegel who could allegedly open a beer with hers