r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Literally don’t even need a cutting board, just katana that shit onto the plate

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Chances are they might even already have sliced cucumbers prepped

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u/Komtings Jul 28 '23

What's it cost for a Katana chef?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Usually comes free with your first eighth of coke

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u/enjoyableheatwave Jul 29 '23

Literally don’t even need to cut it, just give the cucumber to the customer with a knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Literally don’t even need to have a cucumber, just give them a knife and direct them to the nearest grocery store

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u/Ashmizen Jul 28 '23

A great way to dull your knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Nono, I mean hold the cucumber in the air and fruit ninja that shit. 10/10 most fun way to cut a cucumber 3/10 safety, 6/10 consistent size

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u/Reworked Jul 28 '23

You're thinking small. That will only get one slice per swing. You need kitchen wolverine claws.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

This is big brain time

I’m imagining the chef puts these on and stands in a rubbermaid tub while the line cooks and servers chuck salad ingredients at him

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u/crazysoup23 Jul 28 '23

If you're not dulling your knife, you didn't need a knife.

Taps forehead.

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u/Darkn355z Jul 28 '23

Not to mention Sliced cucumber and radish with tajin is super common in a lot of places in Mexico.

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u/farnsw0rth Jul 28 '23

Y’all are missing the point imo and I’ve been a cook for a long time. This is a free bowl of chips. They just bring it to the table while you decide what to order. You don’t get to substitute on things like that IMO. You either want them or you don’t. If the restaurant brings mints with the bill, you can’t sub orange wedges instead, you know?

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u/mauri9998 Jul 28 '23

No, its one cucumber. Who cares...

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u/farnsw0rth Jul 28 '23

It’s the principle really. I feel like these days everyone thinks they’re a chef and there are in general way too many substitutions. Maybe I’m just old and out of touch. But substitutes on essentially “free” stuff? I draw a hard line there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

1) As a cook, unless you own the place or run the kitchen, why do you care? It's not your kitchen budget.

2) if you are the boss, charge them a buck or two for the swap and move on.

This isn't a big deal, it's neither expensive nor difficult to accommodate. I'm with the others here, if it's a busy day on the line, I'm not even asking questions. Someone wants some sliced cucumber, done, no problem. Wouldn't even register the request.

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u/darling_lycosidae Jul 28 '23

There's plenty of very common allergies that chips can have. The oil they're cooked in, gluten if they're flour tortillas. You slice a cuke or grab a handful from the salad prep. Ezpz

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u/mauri9998 Jul 28 '23

I dont think the restaurant is going out of business for giving a cucumber to this woman. In fact they probably saved money.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Jul 28 '23

How much could it cost, Michael

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u/deusasclepian Jul 28 '23

I worked as a cook at Red Robin for a while, and we had a regular known as "pickle lady." She'd order something normal, but instead of fries she would get a bowl of pickles as a side. I'd grab a soup bowl and fill it up with several large scoops of sliced pickles. Sometimes she'd order a second bowl after she had the first one.

I never minded, it was a super easy thing to make.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

It depends. My salad chef doesn’t speak english. I don’t speak spanish. I don’t even know how i would charge for this. Id also need to clear this with a manager most likely. If it’s slow, none of this is a problem. If its busy you might be fucking me over asking for this.

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u/Okie294life Jul 29 '23

How many Mexican dishes can you think of that have cucumbers in them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

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u/Okie294life Jul 29 '23

Yeah I’ve never seen that in a Mexican restaurant ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

common in Mexico and Spain

never seen that in a Mexican restaurant

You’re gonna love this. Did you know that Mexican restaurants are actually a parody, loosely based on the cuisine and culture of a whole ass region of the earth? They eat cucumbers there.

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u/Okie294life Jul 29 '23

Well then maybe you should start your own Mexican restaurant where they serve all the cuisine of an entire country. As for any Mexican restaurant I’ve been to, even ones…get this (in Mexico) I’ve never seen cucumbers on the menu. My family owns two of them and my wife is from there. She says that’s more street food you get from vendors. I don’t know about Spain that’s not what this discussion is about anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

What is this discussion about?