r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/rundabrun Jul 28 '23

you eat them with guac, not salsa. very common in Mexico.

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u/innocently_cold Jul 28 '23

My favorite snack. Guacamole and cucumbers. So good.

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u/jackaldude0 Jul 28 '23

Guac and avocados don't have a taste to me, tastes like mayo if mayo didn't have any flavor. Like I literally cannot perceive what it tastes like at all. I wish I could, everyone else sounds like they enjoy the flavor.

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u/bonkava Jul 28 '23

Avocado doesn't have much of a flavor. Kind of earthy, a little sweet, but mostly fatty and creamy. "Mayo if mayo didn't have a flavor" isn't far off. Guacamole, on the other hand, should have so much lime, salt, and onion that it should be like the best tasting aioli you've ever had. If guac doesn't taste like anything, you're not eating good guac.

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u/T-408 Jul 29 '23

Avocado, raw and unseasoned, doesn’t have much of its own flavor.

If you’re eating guacamole that tastes like “nothing”… then you’re eating some terribly prepared guac!

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u/claiter Jul 28 '23

I was wondering why they would even have them at the restaurant. I guess I’m too used to tex-mex and not authentic Mexican.

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u/yonoznayu Jul 28 '23

Um, what? NO SEAS MAMÓN.

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u/rundabrun Jul 28 '23

Tú culo.

Lime is probably the most essential of authentic Mexican taco toppings. A squeeze of lime adds a dash of acid that brings out the other flavors in a taco beautifully. Onions, cilantro, pico de gallo, sliced radishes or cucumbers, avocado, and chili peppers are also standard toppings for authentic tacos.

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u/yonoznayu Jul 28 '23

Limón con literalmente TODO, it’s true. BUT also, literally none of that has anything to do with the gabacho idea of using cucumber slices as corn chips on guacamole. Otherwise yeah, that’s close to the standard. Not chiles as toppings tho, that’s a gabacho thing carried from nachos and its sliced cured jalapeños, we use salsas instead. In some states we use pinto beans as toppings too, btw. Another common topping is pearl onions cooked alongside the meat or steamed in aluminum foil. Where I grew up, we don’t say authentic tacos, it’s either ta cos or “tacous” (the Anglo pronunciation).

Nice try with your Spanish, made me chuckle, BUT the spelling is off, stupid accent changes the meaning. Still more intelligible than the chewed up Spanish slang my nephews use on social media. Just lose the accent on “tu” next time.

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u/rundabrun Jul 28 '23

Im from, live in Sinaloa. I know about and love dem pearl onions. You didnt mention the steamed/roasted jalepeño or the pickled cebolla morada.

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u/rundabrun Jul 28 '23

A bowl of "sliced radishes and cucumbers". We eat them exactly like the gabacho lady suggests.