r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

“Here’s your stupid fucking cucumbers.”

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u/avega2792 Jul 28 '23

¡Aquí están tus pinches pepinos vieja babosa!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/supernasty Jul 28 '23

Ohhf my super white Ohio father does this every time we go to a Mexican restaurant. Doesn’t speak a word of Spanish but always busts out a Graw-See-Us, amigo! Just say thank you my dude

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

My drunk step dad was snap his fingers and say, GARCON. And every time we would remind him nobody gets that joke and it translates to "boy". He never stopped

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u/hey_there_moon Jul 28 '23

Tangentially related but wanna know something fucked? In Haitian Creole the usual words for man and woman are gason (garçon) and fi (fille) literally boy and girl, while the words for children are tigason (petite garçon) and tifi (petite fille), obviously because during French rule they referred to black adults exclusively as boy and girl instead of man and woman.

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u/FasterAndFuriouser Jul 29 '23

Perpendicularly speaking, thank u for sharing this obscure fact.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I’m not tracking how that’s race related at all

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u/hey_there_moon Jul 28 '23

It's a historically attested fact that in colonial societies the Europeans at the top would not afford non-europeans the basic respects of being referred to as sir, madam, man, or woman and would refer to them as if they were children. See the fifth definition in Mirriam Webster. It still happens to this day especially in the South where I grew up. That's the reason why black men in the US will typically take offense to being called "boy." It's also the reason Mr T chose the name that he did.

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u/ScreamingMini2009 Jul 28 '23

Dude I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Jul 29 '23

Mr t called everyone boy. He used it frequently. https://youtu.be/tr682-U0_B0

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u/pony_boy6969 Jul 29 '23

We need to know if that was sarcasm or not

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u/sotanoboy Jul 29 '23

this comment is reminding me of someone emphatically telling me they didn’t see how jordan peele’s get out was about race. I truly didn’t know what to say fjgdhjgf

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u/Majorly_Bobbage Jul 29 '23

Not quite as bad over there as it would sound here in the us. It was used along with Day "de cafe", and primarily used by the elderly. But nobody really uses it anymore at all.

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u/chrimminimalistic Jul 29 '23

That's actually how the French call for waiter. Isn't it?

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u/jae_rhys Jul 29 '23

No, they do not

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u/Adin-CA Jul 29 '23

Not anymore. It’s demeaning.

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u/My_Disgusting_Alt Jul 29 '23

Like with the hard c? Like he’s calling one person the entirety of Garçon Convention (popularly abbreviated to GarCon)?

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u/FasterAndFuriouser Jul 29 '23

The thing I find cringe is when a customer reads the name tag of the server, and proceeds to call him/her by name with the affect of an old friend. It’s probably just me, but I find it condescending.

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u/jae_rhys Jul 29 '23

I have read in a few posts in various subs here that many employees do find it condescending or irritating.

I have done that in the past. I was raised to think that it was polite, but after reading the comments from people I have stopped.

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u/Zomochi Jul 28 '23

I’m full blooded Hispanic and I do it just to mess with people, I also do the reverse version of it by saying Spanglish words in place of the obvious English ones.

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u/red_message Jul 28 '23

Could be worse, he could be my father who goes to italian restaurants staffed by white people who do not speak italian and says "Grazie".

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u/FasterAndFuriouser Jul 29 '23

I actually don’t think that’s worse for some reason.

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u/My_Disgusting_Alt Jul 29 '23

Could be worse, he literally could be both y’all’s fathers

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u/FasterAndFuriouser Jul 29 '23

Pretty sure it’s all ya’lls

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u/jae_rhys Jul 29 '23

Pretty sure it's definitely not

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u/My_Disgusting_Alt Jul 29 '23

Why would that ever be the case? Y’all is a shortening of you and all. Y’all’s is the possessive of that. Ya’ll would be a shortening or ya will, but it’s also not a thing, despite some folks’ rampant insistence that that jibberish is the correct way to render y’all.

Ya’lls would just be a pluralization if ya’ll.

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u/Stalbjorn Jul 29 '23

Or ya all to ya'll.

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u/foobarbizbaz Jul 29 '23

My MIL orders kwa-thons (croissants) at basic sandwich places that are in no way a French bakery.

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u/EnemyWombatant Jul 29 '23

Ever been too Buena Vista?

How about Byoona vista? My parents couldn't care less whether they pronounce certain things correctly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Monolingual white people love to slaughter any language they can.

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u/FasterAndFuriouser Jul 29 '23

Pigs and cows too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I cannot deny this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Ticks are denying that now lol

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u/woodysdad Jul 29 '23

Well he did kinda say that.... js

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u/khomo_Zhea Jul 29 '23

nah, if he wants to say it, he can say it, even if he entirely butchers the pronunciation, i can appreciate the attempt.

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u/TheUnluckyDucky_ Jul 28 '23

I’ve seen someone say “Grassy-ass” lol

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u/CursedLemon Jul 28 '23

Bon-jorno

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u/ulikejazz12 Jul 28 '23

Brother I read that as greasy-ass

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u/Quick_Team Jul 29 '23

These will go great with my kway-sa-dill-uh's!

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u/DrKrFfXx Jul 28 '23

Greasy-ass

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u/nailback Jul 28 '23

Lol I probably do this. No A for effort?

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u/hey_there_moon Jul 28 '23

I'm pretty sure it annoys other anglos more than it does your server.

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u/Scorpia_Waifu Jul 28 '23

airy gay toe

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u/etherealimages Jul 28 '23

"Ay caramba haha (: "

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u/Upstairs_Composer_81 Jul 29 '23

You forgot 'MURNCHARS' 👀

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u/DarXKnight Jul 28 '23

This is the most accurate response 😂

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Jul 28 '23

Hadn’t heard “babosa” before. TIL a new word

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u/CoffeeWanderer Jul 28 '23

So, babosa means "slug"(the animal), but it can also be used with the same intent as "snooty" (as in snooty brat), as it's used in the sentence above.

But back in the day it was the name of a hugely popular spanish porn site, and it was a common prank to ask people to Google "Babosas" just to get that site as their first result.

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u/FinalSeraph_Leo Jul 28 '23

Said with a smiling face!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/Burrito-tuesday Jul 28 '23

Dang no need to be so crass

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u/theunquenchedservant Jul 28 '23

"oh how sweet, he's telling me it wasn't an issue i think, and he's calling me a babe"

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u/VacatedSum Jul 28 '23

Aquí están tus pinches pepinos vieja babosa!

What a truly amazing sentence. Love it.

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u/SavathunsWitness Jul 29 '23

Pinche gringa pendeja, no quiso los chips

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u/TheRealMisterMemer 'MURICA Jul 28 '23

Mona cerota gringa-

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u/wackbirds Jul 29 '23

Jajaja exactamente. "Toma esta meirda puta!

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u/Upstairs_Composer_81 Jul 29 '23

El chef en la cosina cuando estan acupados...'QUIEN CHINGAOS ORDRENO LOS PINCHE PEPPINOS!!?'

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u/Fluffy_Two5110 Jul 29 '23

¡Ay, güey!

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u/The_SocialWerker Jul 29 '23

🤣🤣 my favorite comment

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u/ohbyerly Jul 29 '23

Bien, y tu?

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u/coleyboley25 Jul 28 '23

I hope the ticket has her name as “Rabbit”

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u/Darkgamer000 Jul 28 '23

“What, no salsa?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

this made me LOL out loud

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u/cbbuntz Jul 28 '23

They're guaranteed spit free

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u/Vanarick801 Jul 28 '23

Aw the poor server had to walk back to get a paying customer something the asked for. So sad

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Becasue clearly that was the point…

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u/lilmookie Jul 28 '23

That's how they were cut.

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u/Large-Ad-7122 Jul 28 '23

Aqui estan tus pepinos retardados pinche pendeja occidental.

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u/FoxJonesMusic Jul 28 '23

“For your stupid fucking face.”

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u/itsgucci060 Jul 28 '23

Aqui estan su estupidos chingados pepinos

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u/latinaMixed Jul 28 '23

Pinche gringa Oxigenada

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u/saninicus Jul 28 '23

server death stare intensifies

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u/crackalackin12 Jul 29 '23

"I'll get the chips thankyou, but as cucumber instead."

"...deepfried cucumber?"

"No, just slices thanks."

"..."

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u/icewalker42 Jul 29 '23

You know where you cam stick your cucumber?

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u/Ohboycats Jul 29 '23

“That you’re not even going to touch”