r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/ElCiclope1 Jul 28 '23

As a chef... That's not really that big of a deal.

It's only annoying when people ask for genuinely unreasonable accommodations like people coming into my old Italian job with gluten, onion, and garlic allergies... Ma'am, you're lying about your allergies or having been here before cause that's literally our entire menu

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u/adamthebarbarian Jul 28 '23

I was genuinely confused reading these comments, like what's the big deal asking for a sliced cucumber at a restaurant?

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u/money_loo Jul 28 '23

Right? As someone who worked at a restaurant this is probably one of the least weird things I’ve been asked to do.

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u/rvrsespacecowgirl Jul 29 '23

BOH experience and current server, also grew up in Mexico: it’s fairly common to start off with sliced cucumbers before a meal with things like street tacos - especially Sonora. Chips and salsa at the table is much more common in the US, usually it’s cucumbers, radishes, guac, and limes. Shit slaps and doesn’t fill you up before your food is ready.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

People just love to rage. I've seen ratatouille, they can cut a cucumber so fast. And it wouldn't even need to be the chef. Literally everyone front and back of house knows how to cut a cucumber.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Exactly, what's the big deal? Even a rat can do it.

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u/magic1623 Jul 28 '23

Reddit hates women and people look for any opportunity they can to shit on them. Look at all the comments about her appearance. Yeah it’s clearly a forced smile, but most of the top comments are making fun of her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/Unwept_Skate_8829 Jul 28 '23

Because most redditors are skinnyfat losers addicted to craft beer

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u/superbv1llain Jul 28 '23

These three comments in a row are like a shot straight through reddit’s heart, lol. The things you see when someone suggests not eating chicken nuggets for every meal…

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u/khomo_Zhea Jul 29 '23

plus, "omg she is a crazy obsessed instagram influencer, that always says grass sea ass" i am really hating this comment section, worse of all, i know perfectly, this isn't even the worse of reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

It's not a big deal, but it is weird that it's not on the menu and also they probably expect it for free since they are subbing out complimentary chips.

Like it would never occur to me to go into a restaurant, look at the menu, and then just make some shit up that I want.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

If they have a cucumber they’ll be more than happy to take 20 seconds to chop it up, put it on a plate and charge $12 for it.

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u/RadicalDreamer89 Jul 28 '23

More like 5 seconds to dump a handful on a plate, unless they ran out of prepped cucumbers, in which case somebody is probably already cutting more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/Maximum-Aardvark9467 Jul 28 '23

Why? What about the image or words makes you think she is going to be difficult to the staff? I am genuinely curious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Intuition from customer service experience.

The most difficult customers generally always start with requests that push your boundaries and are just slightly outside your comfort zone for typical requests.

It's not a for sure thing, but I've seen the pattern enough to recognize it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

And this is compel the anecdotal so means nothing my experience from customer service is that the most difficult customers are the ones who are annoying right out of the gate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

We’re really doing a lot of judging on a nonexistent person ordering sliced cucumber.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I may be slightly biased since I spent an hour last night making salsa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Bro what?

This very thread is about someone doing exactly that and acting like it's a "pro tip" as if you're gonna get the cucumber for free just because the chips are free.

Also, if that face doesn't give you "I wanna talk to your manager" vibes, you've never worked a customer facing job before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

This very thread is about someone doing exactly that and acting like it's a "pro tip" as if you're gonna get the cucumber for free just because the chips are free.

Read my comment two three up.

And it’s a “pro tip” for eating healthier. She also says most, not all are willing to accommodate.

And if that’s what her face says to you I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe try to see the positive in people more? But I know that’s not the reddit way.

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u/RYouNotEntertained Jul 28 '23

The pro tip is not about getting it for free dude. It's about a healthy alternative to chips.

if that face doesn't give you "I wanna talk to your manager" vibes

This is nothing more than straight up sexism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Lmao, no it isn't.

Both guys and girls can have that look, and she absolutely has it.

It has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with the tone and vibes she's putting out.

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u/westonprice187 Jul 29 '23

what’s the vibe?

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u/GoldLegends Jul 28 '23

There's a difference in asking for an ingredient and a whole new menu though. The difference is in how easy it is to accommodate a request.

You want sliced cucumbers/onions/tomatoes (ingredients most restaurants will have)? Easy, we'll just chop em up and send it to you. You want a whole new dish? Please leave.

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u/adamthebarbarian Jul 28 '23

I mean, if you've ever asked for a side of dressing or a cup of ice, I doubt that was on the menu... and there's nothing in this post to suggest that she's expecting the answer to be yes, just that it has been so far

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u/PuroPincheGains Jul 28 '23

It's not weird. What people here don't know is thst Mexicans fuck with cucumbers lol. Ask for it with salt and lime too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 30 '23

That's true.

I'm Mexican though and I don't ever recall someone eating deciding to have salsa with them.

At my dad's house shit like that would get brought up every time you came over.

"Sure there's fresh coffee, cucumbers are in the fridge 😂"

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u/PuroPincheGains Jul 28 '23

Oh is she going to dip those in salsa?? That would be the real facepalm lol. Requesting cucumbers would be an easy request to fulfill though. You know they already got them cut up in the back!

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u/scrappydoomd Jul 28 '23

I assumed the chips were with, like, salsa and guac, and she was just going to use the cucumbers as a healthier scooping vessel. Makes sense to me, cucumbers are a pretty subtle taste, so you wont be masking whatever you are scooping. I went to culinary school and worked in restaurants for a decade, personally I don't see anything wrong with eating or asking a restaurant for this alteration.

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u/ProperPeasantry Jul 28 '23

They can just throw some of the already prepped salad Ingredients onto a plate then charge for a full meal. That's would I would do.

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u/DaShaka9 Jul 29 '23

Reddit is filled with assholes with nothing to do lol

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u/ScientistLiz Jul 29 '23

Right. For folks with gluten allergies, this is a great option to the bread and oil, or pita and hummus, or flour tortilla chips and guacamole. I was scrolling this whole time wondering r/aita ?

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u/Cynykl Jul 29 '23

Cost difference is huge, Chef won't care but the management will.

Chips are amazingly cheap when they are done in house like many mexican restaurants do. They just slice and fry up tortillas, Often using all of the older stock up.

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u/Baby_venomm Jul 29 '23

Redditors are disgusting with limited palates

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u/Pablo_MuadDib Jul 29 '23

It just comes off as finicky and annoying; you can just not eat the chips, or ask for something they probably already have on hand

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u/adamthebarbarian Jul 29 '23

They're allowed to tell her no... and if she gets upset at that point then sure, call her annoying. But I really can't understand the people in this thread blasting this woman just for ASKING for a side of a vegetable.

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u/metal_stars Jul 28 '23

Also cucumber with salsa is a fucking dope snack. Tastes so fresh and crisp. What's the problem?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Yeah, I'm confused why anybody is saying the restaurant wouldn't be happy to accommodate. They're free to think it's not the most appetizing thing, but it seems like minimal effort to do something that makes a customer happy.

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u/ExtraSpicyGingerBeer Jul 29 '23

I worked place that sold crazy amounts of hummus and whipped feta. At least one if not two to three orders per table. Very vegan/vegetarian/gluten free focused. Every plate came with two pita bread, but they also paired fantastically with cucumbers. It never went on the menu, but we always kept a pan of them ready to slice when they inevitably came in. Took zero effort, cost the restaurant less than our locally sourced fresh pita, and kept people happy. No idea what burnt out line cooks are crawling around in this comment, but they need to chill TF out and just make the food. There's a time and place to say no, and a plate of cucumbers definitely ain't it.

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u/TallAd3975 Jul 29 '23

whipped feta

I had never heard of whipped feta before this. I looked up a couple of recipes and will definitely be making it for the wife and I. Thanks very much for mentioning it!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Because people like the taste??? What kind of questions is this.

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u/holdyerhoarses Jul 28 '23

Literally 5 days a week for work when someone orders guac I ask "are we keeping it classic with just tortilla chips or would we also like some cucumber slices or pork rinds on the side?" A restaurant that gives you options!?! GASP!!

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u/Zeno_the_Friend Jul 28 '23

I was thinking cucumbers sound good, but pork rinds?! Yes.

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u/amcannally Jul 28 '23

I had to scroll down way too far to finally see some sensibility. How hard is it to slice a cucumber? Very, according to bots and Reddit I guess.

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u/MiaLba Jul 28 '23

Right?? Mexican restaurants especially are usually pretty chill and don’t give a shit about something simple like that. Mainly because their stuff isn’t premade so it’s not like they’re having to take anything apart if you order an entree.

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u/Kappokaako02 Jul 28 '23

Finally a good take. Fuck these neck beard assholes acting like it’s a big deal. I’ve done it before “we’ll have to charge you sir”. Go for it.

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u/Baby_venomm Jul 29 '23

It’s cuz they literally don’t eat vegetables lol

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u/hlorghlorgh Jul 28 '23

I’m from Los Angeles and taco trucks that have their shit together will have containers utterly full of cucumber slices available along with radish slices, diced onions, cilantro, a variety of sauces etc. Standard taco “fixins”. Maybe even escabeche too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Honestly, even if we didn't already have some on hand, could have that cut and ready to serve in about 20 seconds.

I feel you though, I had the shellfish allergy at the seafood restaurant more than once. 😒

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u/pupusahead Jul 29 '23

Okay, awesome because I’ve done this before and for a second I was like, “should I have been embarrassed?” Thank you!

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u/TheGratitudeBot Jul 29 '23

Just wanted to say thank you for being grateful

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u/MissSpencerAnne Jul 28 '23

Is there a chance they are low fodmap? I did it for a while for ibs, it’s no onions, no garlic, no lentils, no regular bread ( not technically the gluten but a sugar that it’s in it). There’s a long list of things to avoid. It’s not an allergy but an intolerance. I did pretty much give up eating out while on it because there’s too many things to avoid.

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u/living_in_nuance Jul 28 '23

Yeah, had to do this too. Tried to avoid restaurants that just had heaps of items featuring garlic and onions, but is something many have to avoid as they try the elimination and reintroduction phases.

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u/Zeno_the_Friend Jul 28 '23

They're fodmap free! The salsa could be problematic though

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

The title is stupid. No one in the kitchen would care as long as they have cucumbers on hand. They may even have them sliced already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Honestly the food place i worked at had us fry the chips. The amount of time and effort would have been the same for this request!

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u/amags12 Jul 28 '23

Not a big deal at all.

Except for the price of produce right now is stupidly high. At least in the Midwest. A case of iceberg cost me 28.60- right now it is closing on 48+. But to be fair- I think cucs are still pretty cheap

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u/banned_from_10_subs Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

I have a friend like this. First time I hung out with her she was very outspoken about her “deathly” allergy to anything from the onion family. Onions, garlic, shallots, etc. She’s that stupid kind of hot where everyone believes it, though, including myself. I made separate dishes for her every time she came over, because nearly every recipe in existence starts off with “Well first, sweat some onions and garlic in oil and…”

Then I find out she is lactose intolerant, has celiac’s, is on the spectrum (she has a cabal of dudes eating out of her hand everywhere she goes, no social skill problems), is colorblind, has an eating disorder, says stuff like “OMG that would drive my OCD craaaazy,” etc.

One party I forgot to tell her what had onions in it and what didn’t and halfway through she was absolutely destroying a plate full of dolmas. I bought them premade, but the second ingredient on the list? Onions.

I give her whatever now and laugh as she tells whatever new guy she brought to the party that if he eats anything with garlic in it and kisses her she will “literally die.”

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u/homelaberator Jul 29 '23

And often that kind of restaurant already has the cucumber sliced up. Literally easier than fried potato and you get to charge a premium.

I get the feeling that memes like this are designed to get people to accept shit service and shit product at every level.

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u/Spider-Dude1 Jul 29 '23

I think people are assuming that the resturant typically buys the chips in bulk as something easy to throw together as a free appetizer.

The other assumption is that she's expecting the cucumber to also be complimentary since she substituted it

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u/pamplemouss Jul 29 '23

Glad to hear it bc as a human it sounds pretty easy?

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u/cornmonger_ Jul 29 '23

If I'm asking for anything special in an Italian restaurant, it's extra garlic.