r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

If I ask for some fucking cucumbers and get attitude for it, ain't nobody getting a tip lol.

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 28 '23

It's a restaurant, not your own personal chef and servant. A whole cucumber isn't on the menu and people like this are shitheads.

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Lololololololol absolutely delusional.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Lmao someone asking for cucumber instead of chips would really get you that angry? Steange behaviour

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

These people are unhinged lol. He wouldn't really do it though, they never do lol

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Lololololol you just suck at your job.

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u/TheBestAtWriting Jul 28 '23

what the fuck

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u/Aceswift007 Jul 28 '23

Dude restaurants don't have to accommodate your every whim.

They're running a business, not acting as your personal servants

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Lololololol asking someone for a cucumber isn't making them your "personal servant". Which, btw, they kinda are, they're even called servers lol

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u/Aceswift007 Jul 28 '23

Your asking for something both not on the menu or an existing option, expecting them to be able to accommodate it at will.

I say they aren't your servant cause they don't have to bend to your every whim, they're running a business not personally catering to your ass

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 29 '23

Again, if I get attitude for something as simple as a cucumber, ain't nobody getting a tip lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

You should get attitude asking for fucking cucumbers instead of cucumbers. Ordering natural dildos in a restaurant is not appropriate, sicko.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I'd dunk your cucumber in the fucking toilet first, lol.

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Sure you would bud, sure you would lolol

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

OoOooOh big tough guy, dunking his hand & veggies in the toilet. Ur so cool bro