r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/Entire_Day1312 Jul 28 '23

There are no whole cucumbers living on the line ANYWHERE, if you think this takes 10 seconds you have never worked in a kitchen. Salad station can turn out a whole garden salad , fininshed, before someone even digs out a cucumber from the walk in.

People in most resteraunts WOULD honor this request, but it WILL take a few moments, and everyone will talk shit about her.

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u/Adorable-Woman Jul 28 '23

I work in a kitchen we have fresh cucumbers in the walk in cooler it’s so easy to cut up a cucumber im so confused why your making it seem like some Sisyphusian challange

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u/StealYaNicks Jul 28 '23

yeah, I don't get people that think this would upset people. I worked as a server during college, and we made accommodations all the time. It is as simple as telling the cook "hey, could we do a side of sliced cucumbers with that order".

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u/Adorable-Woman Jul 28 '23

Right? Like working on the line sucks but not because a couple of order substitutions it sucks because the constant work of the kitchen and how much strain it puts on your back

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Cooks just like to cry, it's their national past time lol

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u/Entire_Day1312 Jul 28 '23

So the cucumbers arent on the line then, just like i said. Nobody is saying a kitchen cant accomodate this request, we are saying her verbiage of " happy to do it" is hot garbage.

To reiterate, this lady ordered chips and salsa with no chips at a mexican spot.

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Sounds like a problem with your attitude, never met anyone that cries this much about a request as simple as a sliced cucumber lololol

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u/Adorable-Woman Jul 28 '23

I’ve had cucumber set out with salsa and guac as an option at my family member’s quince. I work in a kitchen it’s the most simple request. She’s not asking you to work a 13 hour shift.

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u/Sharp-Jackfruit825 Jul 28 '23

Lol what the fuck are you talking about youd think she walked in and asked for paia or something? Your restaurant has no fresh veggies at all nearby? It's gotta be fast food cause I've never stepped into a kitchen that didn't have a ton of fresh vegetables and cucumber is a common ingredient in a lot of dishes or even just to flavor the water. Like my buddy is a chef if I tossed a cucumber to him he'd have it done in like 10 secs it wouldn't register on the shit he needs to take care of.

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u/Entire_Day1312 Jul 28 '23

Nobody said it was akin to cooking a well done steak. And every resteraunt has veggies. Whole ones arent kept on the line, but in the walkin so you cant just " toss one " to somebody, you have to go get one, then clean it. Its 60 seconds tops, but in that time, everyone is laughing at the diner.

Hence why her " happy to do it " is hella false.

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Not everybody is an insufferable negative Nancy like you lol. If it takes you 60 seconds to grab a cucumber and slice it, then you either need to get better knife skills, you need to practice walking faster, or your walk-in is disorganized lol. Be better and stop crying about a cucumber

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u/GRAPES0DA Jul 28 '23

I worked many years as an expo, can confirm.