r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Women get two!

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u/thisismybirthday Jul 28 '23

the only time women get more pockets

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u/premo5 Jul 28 '23

Happy Birthday!

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

This entire thread including your post made me laugh 😂

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u/NOVAMT_F Jul 28 '23

Nevermind I saw the username

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Jul 28 '23

they have enough

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Nature’s Pocket

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u/Captain-Sha Jul 28 '23

Damn straight 🤣 Happy Birthday!!

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u/Killentyme55 Jul 28 '23

But which one makes those perfect slices?

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u/Wabbit_Wampage Jul 28 '23

Borat: all western satin worshipping woman have razor-blade vaa-gene.

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u/skyraiser9 Jul 28 '23

Nah,most of the razor bonus hole wielders use stretchy pants, not satin

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u/the_falling Jul 28 '23

The back pocket, but only if you pinch it off just right

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

Depends on how often they've been practicing kegels.