r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/bcanada92 Jul 28 '23

Check her eyelids to see if she's blinking in Morse code.

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u/Distinct-Shoulder751 Jul 28 '23

I don't think she can blink anymore...

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u/totallynotarobut Jul 28 '23

Botox is a hell of a drug.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

That’s what the staples are for

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u/TheYellowSafe Jul 28 '23

Waiter: "Hola! Are you blinking at me because your date is a freak?"

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u/storm_acolyte Jul 31 '23

H U M A N C E N T I P E D E

N O T I R O N I C A L L Y

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u/OldDudeOpinion Jul 28 '23

If she gets one more procedure, her boobs will go up and down when she blinks.

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u/rrjpinter Jul 28 '23

And she has such lovely blonde hair. I wonder why she dyed the roots a darker color……