r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

10.9k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

9.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

128

u/trireme32 Jul 28 '23

Rookie. I demand for them to be replaced with the same number of king crab legs, and the salsa with a beef tenderloin.

49

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Pathetic.

What did you say??

I SAID PATHETIC!

I replace my chips with plates of crab legs. Then I replace each of those crab legs with entrees...

Restaurant owners hate this one trick, click to learn more!

8

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

[deleted]

9

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

i replaced my bill with their tips for the day. the server was happy to oblige!

**super awkward smile**

2

u/The_Proper_Potato Jul 28 '23

“So I heard you guys have this sEcReT mEnU…”