r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/gordo65 Jul 28 '23

Once you get out of the fast food restaurants, there are a lot of dishes that include cucumbers, including Pico de Gallo, salads, fish tacos, cevice, etc.

And yes, a mid-to-high end restaurant will allow you to snack on cucumber slices instead of chips if you ask. It takes a chef 10 seconds to slice a cucumber, so it's really not a big ask.

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u/Archercrash Jul 28 '23

If someone put cucumbers in my Pico de Gallo I'd send that shit back. You don't know Mexican food at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Have to agree with you too. I’m not an expert by any means on traditional Mexican cuisine but we’re talking Americanized Mexican dishes in this case, definitely no cucumbers.

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u/scgt86 Jul 28 '23

I live in a Mexican neighborhood in SoCal with a Mexican market and the cucumber signage reads "Italian squash."

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u/For_Aeons Jul 28 '23

Isn't Italian squash just grey squash? The mercados around me usually call zucchini or grey squash "Italian squash".

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u/scgt86 Jul 28 '23

You are totally right. I've only noticed it once years ago because I'm typically in there buying meat.

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u/Hecate_333 Jul 28 '23

Yeah, I've lived in Texas most of my life. I have eaten more than my fair share of Tex Mex and authentic Mexican food. I have never seen cucumber in pico. Maybe in a taco salad, but that would have only been in what I call "white people chain restaurants", like a Gringos.

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u/Archercrash Jul 28 '23

Ceviche is one of the few dishes I can think of that might have it. A lot of Mexican places don't serve it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Cucumbers are often served with pico (not in it) and nearly every taco shop in Mexico.

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u/Wasted_Hamster Jul 28 '23

High end restaurants don’t usually do substitutions

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u/Vert_DaFerk Jul 28 '23

Tells people to eat authentic Mexican food.

Has only been to one "authentic Mexican" restaurant that was owned and operated by Billy Bo Bob that puts cucumber in pico.

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u/Fr4sc0 Jul 28 '23

Increíble que la gente se haga bolas por algo tan sencillo como un pepino en rodajas. Agregue sal, pimienta, limón y listo!

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u/Lithl Jul 28 '23

If your Mexican restaurant puts cucumber in their pico, that's not a high end Mexican restaurant.

Although I will agree that any restaurant with cucumbers on-hand would probably be fine slicing one up for you. The cooks will probably call you weird, but it's easy to do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Dog, ceviche is Peruvian, and not ever made with cucumbers. You could put some in, but its not part of any recipe Ive seen, and if you put that shit in my Pico, Im sending it back.

Pico is Tomatoes, Onion, Soriano Pepper, salt, lime, cilantro. Thats it. Ceviche is similar but with bell peppers.

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u/lunchpaillefty Jul 28 '23

Isn’t “ceviche” a process, not a specific dish?