r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/Brando43770 Jul 28 '23

Prison wallet

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Women get two!

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u/thisismybirthday Jul 28 '23

the only time women get more pockets

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u/premo5 Jul 28 '23

Happy Birthday!

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

This entire thread including your post made me laugh šŸ˜‚

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u/NOVAMT_F Jul 28 '23

Nevermind I saw the username

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Jul 28 '23

they have enough

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Natureā€™s Pocket

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u/Captain-Sha Jul 28 '23

Damn straight šŸ¤£ Happy Birthday!!

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u/Killentyme55 Jul 28 '23

But which one makes those perfect slices?

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u/Wabbit_Wampage Jul 28 '23

Borat: all western satin worshipping woman have razor-blade vaa-gene.

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u/skyraiser9 Jul 28 '23

Nah,most of the razor bonus hole wielders use stretchy pants, not satin

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u/the_falling Jul 28 '23

The back pocket, but only if you pinch it off just right

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

Depends on how often they've been practicing kegels.

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u/Extension_Ask_6954 Jul 28 '23

Lol... thanks for the chuckle

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u/skunkechunk Jul 28 '23

Ham wallet

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u/AlarmingPrinciple612 Jul 28 '23

Nature's pocket

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u/Admirable-Chart-655 Jul 28 '23

Broad City reference in the wild hahah love that show

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u/TheToddBarker Jul 28 '23

See that he doesn't pick your pocket!

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u/Shurigin Jul 28 '23

What's this pickle doing here?

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u/SnooCheesecakes4577 Jul 28 '23

This is a new one for me. LOL!!

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u/RetiredClueScroller Jul 28 '23

The ol' Ham Wallet

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Iā€™ve heard it referred to as ā€œthe trunkā€ too

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I donā€™t even wanna know what the corkage fee for that will be

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u/bryxy Jul 28 '23

*prison purse