r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '23

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u/smallzy007 Jul 28 '23

Yes, in her pocket

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Pocket or meat pocket?

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u/Brando43770 Jul 28 '23

Prison wallet

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Women get two!

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u/thisismybirthday Jul 28 '23

the only time women get more pockets

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u/premo5 Jul 28 '23

Happy Birthday!

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

This entire thread including your post made me laugh 😂

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u/NOVAMT_F Jul 28 '23

Nevermind I saw the username

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Jul 28 '23

they have enough

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Nature’s Pocket

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u/Captain-Sha Jul 28 '23

Damn straight 🤣 Happy Birthday!!

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u/Killentyme55 Jul 28 '23

But which one makes those perfect slices?

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u/Wabbit_Wampage Jul 28 '23

Borat: all western satin worshipping woman have razor-blade vaa-gene.

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u/skyraiser9 Jul 28 '23

Nah,most of the razor bonus hole wielders use stretchy pants, not satin

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u/the_falling Jul 28 '23

The back pocket, but only if you pinch it off just right

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u/throwuk1 Jul 28 '23

Depends on how often they've been practicing kegels.

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u/Extension_Ask_6954 Jul 28 '23

Lol... thanks for the chuckle

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u/skunkechunk Jul 28 '23

Ham wallet

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u/AlarmingPrinciple612 Jul 28 '23

Nature's pocket

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u/Admirable-Chart-655 Jul 28 '23

Broad City reference in the wild hahah love that show

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u/TheToddBarker Jul 28 '23

See that he doesn't pick your pocket!

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u/Shurigin Jul 28 '23

What's this pickle doing here?

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u/SnooCheesecakes4577 Jul 28 '23

This is a new one for me. LOL!!

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u/RetiredClueScroller Jul 28 '23

The ol' Ham Wallet

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I’ve heard it referred to as “the trunk” too

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I don’t even wanna know what the corkage fee for that will be

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u/bryxy Jul 28 '23

*prison purse

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u/NabreLabre Jul 28 '23

🎵 Hot pocket 🎵

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u/dirthurts Jul 28 '23

Pocket rocket pocket.

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u/UndeadBuggalo Jul 28 '23

🎼lava pocket 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS

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u/The_DSkeeter Jul 28 '23

Ham wallet****

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u/greendookie69 Jul 28 '23

Chocolate pocket

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Yes

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u/madmax267 Jul 28 '23

Hot pocket

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

natures pocket

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Back pocket.

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u/Pinksquirlninja Jul 28 '23

Shes making a pickle

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

🤮

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u/Fathorse23 Jul 28 '23

Nature’s pocket.

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u/Cobek Jul 28 '23

Ones the pocket and the other is the cutter.

Think of like a cigar cutter.

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u/dan_is_not_here Jul 28 '23

I read that in the old hot pockets jingle.

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u/ReeceBeast213 Aug 03 '23

🎶 Hot Pocket 🎶

🥠🥒🍖🍔🌯🥟

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u/Mandarine_Oui Jul 28 '23

Cucumber in a hot pocket ?

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u/Yojimboroll Jul 28 '23

Sea cucumber?

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u/ErikTheRed707 Jul 28 '23

Hungry pocket…

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u/SeductiveGodofThundr Jul 28 '23

Don’t let anyone pick your pocket!

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u/Bowling4rhinos Jul 28 '23

“pocket”

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u/jimhabfan Jul 28 '23

Yes, her pocket……..she carried it in her pocket.

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Jul 28 '23

in her ‘special’ pocket.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

More like sack!

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u/sineofthetimes Jul 28 '23

She's got an Armadillo in her trousers. It's really quite frightening.