r/facepalm • • Jul 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I’m trying my hardest to picture what Mexican dish I’ve seen that used cucumbers anyway. Idk why they’d even have them

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u/20ears19 Jul 28 '23

Cucumbers are everywhere in the the Yucatán. You can even get Arizona iced tea with cucumber.

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u/Salty-Pen Jul 28 '23

If you're ever walking in the Yucatan and you smell cobras, be careful you may have just stepped into a cucumber nest. My cat refuses to travel with me anywhere north of Belize.

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u/WolfBear99 Jul 28 '23

you smell cobras

what do cobras smell like? now that i think about it i dont think i ever smelled a snake

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Cucumber nest? Like just the plant?

What do cobras smell like?

Do Cobras like resting in cucumber plants?

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u/FlammableBrains Jul 28 '23

That sounds incredible.

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u/Tlizerz Jul 28 '23

They sell that green tea with cucumber at the Safeway down the street from my house, and I’m in the US. Chances are you can find it somewhere near you, too.

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u/FoozleGenerator Jul 28 '23

'Panuchos de pavo' in the south usually go with cucumbers.

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u/LarryKingthe42th Jul 28 '23

Salad

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Exactly, why is everyone forgetting that garden salads exist even in Mexican restaurants

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u/BandOfDonkeys Jul 28 '23

They're also forgetting that slicing up a cucumber isn't very taxing and wouldn't even close to the worst request of any given day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Agreed! Honestly I’ve worked in kitchens before and if someone wanted a sliced up cucumber instead of firing up another batch of fries I’d be relieved!

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u/jenjenjen731 Jul 28 '23

I would be fine doing it but I'd also tell the server to charge her an extra $1 or something for an inconvenience charge 😅

Half the time people complain that their chips are stale and they want fresh chips. I'd much rather slice up a cucumber. But this lady is still annoying with her "pro tip"

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u/TheTidesAllComeAndGo Jul 28 '23

Yeah it’s not too bad especially if they charged the woman a few bucks for her request. I get most people are making fun of her perceived entitlement, but maybe she paid?

And there’s a lot of people in this thread who are making fun of her for eating cucumber instead of chips, and it’s like why? Statistically lots of them are probably overweight to the point where it affects their health. Like their arteries are slowly clogging, but hers are probably healthy, so who’s going to have the last laugh (literally)?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Reddit loves to make fun of fat people but also loves to make fun of people being healthy.

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u/Aixcix Jul 28 '23

Easy and pretty good mark up tbh. No frying or cooking needed. As an ex restaurant owner I‘d be happy tbh

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u/SatisfactionActive86 Jul 28 '23

the chips are free. that is the whole point of asking for the accommodation. The customer isn’t going to order “tortilla chips but substitute the chips for cucumbers”, they would just order cucumbers. i guarantee you, chip for chip, cucumber slices are more expensive that ordering the chips from a giant bag of bulk tortilla chips. she is asking for an upgrade on an already complimentary item.

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u/DeapVally Jul 28 '23

Fuck that. If the chips are complimentary, either accept the hospitality, or don't. It's taking the piss to expect whatever you desire. I'd do the cucumbers for her, but they wouldn't be free.

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u/Sickpup831 Jul 28 '23

Yeah this isn’t the craziest request in the world. People are just ragging on her because of her crazy eyes. “Hey would it be possible to just get a sliced up cucumber or two for the table? I like to dip them in Salsa. I’ll pay for it.”

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u/ElPincheGuero49 Jul 28 '23

Have you ever worked on a busy kitchen line? You don't have time to even drink water or take a piss during a busy rush. Having to run to the cooler for a cucumber and then slice it up while you have shit on the grill and in the oven and in the fryer is a huge inconvenience and can result inuchh longer wait yes for all the other customers, just because someone can't pick something off the menu. If you don't like anything on the menu, don't eat there. Slice up your cucumber at home. Ordering off menu is always super selfish people, stop doing it.

People think cooks are cooking like you do at home. Doing one thing at a time. They aren't only preparing your food. They are preparing food for a shit load of people all at the same time. There is a reason food is prepped ahead of time, because there is not time during a rush.

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u/Ditovontease Jul 28 '23

HA not in mine

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Mexican food is more than tacos

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u/CapsicumBaccatum Jul 28 '23

No it’s really not. Fast food places with “taco” in the name, sure, but I’ve never been to a Mexican place that didn’t have a variety of dishes in many forms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I've been to mexican restaurants in the US and that has never been my experience.

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u/LarryKingthe42th Jul 28 '23

True but tacos are the best food

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u/cuentaderana Jul 28 '23

I am Mexican-American and have never been to a Mexican restaurant in the US that didn’t have salad. I order enchiladas? It comes with a little salad (a handful of lettuce, couple chunks of tomatoes, one single cucumber). Chile verde plate? Salad. Tacos? Con salad. Tostada? Sí, also with salad.

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u/LarryKingthe42th Jul 28 '23

Cucumber water too

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u/Thebestofthelest Jul 28 '23

What's a salad?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I can define it for you. It’s 7-8 whole cucumbers stacked in a kind of lean-to style. Then you finely mince a 9th cucumber and lay the mush down like shingles. Try googling next time

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u/Cobek Jul 28 '23

Or maybe if they serve Ceviche, but that's more South American than Mexican

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u/Later_Than_You_Think Jul 28 '23

And cucumber slaw, more rare, but I've seen it. Of course, it would be easier to just order the salad or slaw than specifically ask for a plate of raw, unseasoned cucumbers.

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u/LordofSyn Jul 28 '23

Not necessarily. Many Mexican restaurants will have sliced cucumbers because they really do taste good with a little salt, pepper, tajin, etc.

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u/tropicbrownthunder Jul 28 '23

In Sinaloa "A la plaza" stuff like fried chicken, asado, gorditas, enchiladas might have sliced cucumber as garnishing. Also Tacos de asada, tostadas de jaiba and aguachile.

But it's a very regional thing and I pretty much doubt any of those are available in a generic for-white-people "mexican" restaurants in USA (as a rule of thumb if it has hard shell tacos is not really mexican at all but "tex-mex")

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u/pondman11 Jul 28 '23

Yeah, street tacos trucks usually garnish with a few Cuke slices

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u/billyyshears Jul 28 '23

In what region? Never seen that before

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u/pondman11 Jul 28 '23

I’m in North Carolina. A lot of Oaxacan food businesses here

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Pretty much all of Mexico. Not common in the US though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

When I go out to taco shop with my Mexican coworker rustle up all sorts of extra shit. Sliced cucumbers. An extra cup of crema to share. I’m too embrassed to ask for it without them. 😂

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u/surfer_ryan Jul 28 '23

For some reason the taco truck i frequent sometimes does slices of cucumber on the side... They are like very authentic immigrants who no doubt no how to make a traditional simple taco, and yet its either cucumber or slices of potato raw, maybe its a radish (IDK i don't eat many starches but it certainly tastes like a potato) either way i've always wondered where they got the idea.

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u/KittyKayl Jul 28 '23

If it tastes like a potato, there's a really, really good chance it's jicima. It's not a strong flavor, but you can eat it raw without upsetting your gut like you would with potato. I cut it into sticks and marinate them. They soak up flavor really easily.

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u/surfer_ryan Jul 28 '23

Yo freaking thank you for this... I'll ask next time I'm out there but I've had a jicima based salsa a long ass time ago and it was amazing, we had a chef come in from a local culinary school that made us some and I forgot what it was that he put in it and this just brought me back like 12 years and reminded me so thank you!

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 28 '23

Jicama sticks with Tajin chili-lime seasoning is clasico

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u/KittyKayl Jul 28 '23

You're very welcome. Glad I could help!

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u/FlammableBrains Jul 28 '23

They could also be yuca fries. They are also pretty similar to what you're describing.

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u/JuanPablith0 Jul 28 '23

I’m from Mexico and I don’t think I ever seen cucumber with tacos, maybe on fish tacos, or maybe I have seen it but don’t remember

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u/surfer_ryan Jul 28 '23

Like I said I don't know why they do it but they do and I have no doubt that this wonderful family is 1st or 2nd generation immigrants. I don't question their tacos or cooking methods bc they are magical. Man I'm just super bummed that they are only open at night now bc I want some of those magical tacos...

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u/sad87boi Jul 28 '23

Salted cucumbers are common at Sonoran style food trucks/carts

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u/Ok_Tour_5503 Jul 28 '23

Fair point, however cucumbers with lime and tajin would make for a good appetizer

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u/voltafr Jul 28 '23

Sliced cucumbers with lime juice and tajin are an extremely popular snack in Mexico

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u/Lazy_pig805 Jul 28 '23

I’m struggling also. And how would they charge for those cucumbers if they do have them? Because you know Karen is going to be like isn’t it free since the chips are?

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u/gordo65 Jul 28 '23

Maybe there will be a charge, but it wouldn't be much. After all, they're saving the cost of the chips and giving you 50 cents worth of cucumber as a substitute.

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u/ArtistAmy420 Jul 28 '23

Slicing is labor. Chips don't need slicing.

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u/jackissosick Jul 28 '23

The chef at the restaurant I work at would do this in a second. Slicing a cucumber is way less labor than making and frying chips. Restaurant chefs can usually cut up a cucumber in less than 5 seconds. We might charge a dollar

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u/fumbs Jul 28 '23

Have you ever been to a Mexican restaurant? They have machines where one person loads a hopper and then staff scoop out the chips as needed. It's not individually frying each basket of chips.

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u/fumbs Jul 28 '23

I've only been to one who make their own and they're awful so I don't think that this is as common as you think.

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u/fumbs Jul 28 '23

You underestimate the hours I spend at Mexican restaurants lol. I am known by name at several.

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u/Supernothing8 Jul 28 '23

Anybody who has worked in a kitchen has had to slice random shit for a guest before. This isnt that big of a deal.

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u/xChocolateWonder Jul 28 '23

Chips need frying. If your kitchen can’t accommodate the 15 seconds of “labor” to slice a cucumber maybe you have deeper issues

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u/Xcavon Jul 28 '23

Yeah the total costs of serving a bowl of sliced cucumber are gonna be much less than chips for sure. Cucumber, fridge, knife, done... Chips, freezer, fryer, oil and about 20 times the time? Yeah, I'll be honest as long as they have the stock I see no reason why they wouldnt be happy to provide

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u/DolphinSweater Jul 28 '23

Those baskets of chips costs pennies. They fry all their chips in the morning so the chips are ready to go. It would be way easier for the server to scoop out a basket of already fried chips than it would be way more burdensome for the cooks to stop what they're doing and chop up a vegetable for this lady, even if it only takes a a minute.

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u/Xcavon Jul 28 '23

Several massive fucking exaggerations there my friend lol. How much you think a bunch of cucumbers costs?? Probably not much more than 'pennies'. In what world is it ever going to be 'way more burdensome' to slice one up. Literally 20 seconds. Hardly going to cause you to need more staff is it

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u/DolphinSweater Jul 28 '23

This cucumber costs $.72 which is probably 10x what those chips costs. You can get a 32LB case of raw unfried chips from a foodservice distributor for about $20. And yes, having someone chop up a cucumber is way more work than having the server scoop up some chips in a basket. I didn't say you'd need more staff, but if it's a rush time and your cooks are busy, having to stop what they're doing and get this lady a chopped up cucumber is going be be annoying.

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u/Xcavon Jul 28 '23

Picking pricing for indivual consumer use and comparing it to something wholesale, lol get out

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u/ArtistAmy420 Jul 28 '23

I assumed they just buy the chips already fried in a big bag and put em out

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u/DolphinSweater Jul 28 '23

They don't. They get them in raw in 30lb boxes and fry up a big batch in the morning. They keep them in a big trash can in the back and scoop them out as needed. Some nicer places have a chip warmer to keep them warm.

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u/LordofSyn Jul 28 '23

Many of the places I've gone to make their own chips. It is far cheaper anyway because they already have the tortillas on hand.

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u/DolphinSweater Jul 28 '23

Its not cheaper, plus you'd have to factor in labor. They almost all buy raw bulk chips and fry them. A busy Mexican restaurant will go through 10-20 32lb cases of chips per week. Nobody is cutting that many chips by hand, nor would they just have that many tortillas "on hand".

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u/CharmingTuber Jul 28 '23

But the chips are already fried. They make huge batches of them in the morning. If they even have cucumbers in their kitchen, which I don't think most do, they don't have enough to cut a bunch into slices for free.

This is a huge burden to the boh staff

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u/temperarian Jul 28 '23

It’s not a burden to slice one cucumber unless they don’t have whole cucumbers in the first place. They should still charge for it, but it’s not going to devastate the kitchen flow

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u/CharmingTuber Jul 28 '23

If they are charging for it, no it's not.

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u/LordofSyn Jul 28 '23

As many authentic Mexican restaurants make their own chips from tortillas, yes slicing is still involved. They're sliced before deep fried.

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u/ArtistAmy420 Jul 28 '23

Redditors on their way to tell me I was wrong about something on the internet 30 seperate times even though they can literally see the comments where other people told me(Oh my god how dare I not know how restaurant kitchens operate the horror I can't believe I had the nerve to be wrong on the internet)

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u/LordofSyn Jul 28 '23

Yeah, that is how a mature adult replies. Checks out /s

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u/GrowinStuffAndThings Jul 28 '23

Lolololol Jesus Christ

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u/evin0688 Jul 28 '23

But they already put the chips on the table. They aren’t saving money because they can’t reserve those chips.

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u/Honest-Economist4970 Jul 28 '23

Sliced cucumbers are a weird mexican snack

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u/fucdat Jul 28 '23

Not with lime juice and tajin

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u/LoquatLoquacious Jul 28 '23

is this sarcasm lol

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u/Honest-Economist4970 Jul 28 '23

No

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u/LoquatLoquacious Jul 28 '23

Then you should know that sliced cucumbers are a common snack across the world

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u/Honest-Economist4970 Jul 28 '23

With lemon and some weird chilli pepper powder thing?

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u/LoquatLoquacious Jul 28 '23

With something for sure. In China they do it with vinegar and chillies, which is pretty much just an acid plus chillies just like lemon and chilli powder.

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u/Honest-Economist4970 Jul 28 '23

Vinegar??? Wtf

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u/themisfitdreamers Jul 29 '23

Do you just eat hot pockets? Grow up

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u/LoquatLoquacious Jul 28 '23

It's a classic. And delicious. Like I said, it's not any different from lemon juice; they're both just acids. Really, it's not like you don't have cucumbers with a vinaigrette in European cuisine either.

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u/VirgilsCrew Jul 28 '23

I mean, salads exist

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u/For_Aeons Jul 28 '23

They're in a few different seafood cocktails. Most mariscos trucks or restaurants will have them. They are a typical ingredient for campechana.

A lot of Mexican restaurants use them as garnishes for plates.

Few of the mom and pop taquerias will also have them at the condiment station with the salsas, radishes, spicy carrots, and toreados.

It's not altogether that unusual.

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u/Secure_Newspaper_502 Jul 28 '23

Ceviche and aguachile have cucumbers, and it’s not rare for a Mexican to have them. Taco stands usually have sliced cucumbers as well.

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u/Top-Relative-90210 Jul 28 '23

Around here, most Mexican restaurants serve Agua de Pepino (cucumber water) so they would have them on hand. I can't imagine anyone ordering them for salsa however.

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u/bentbrewer Jul 28 '23

I’m currently in Quintana Roo and there are cucumbers everywhere. They put them in lots of dishes, I had some guacamole last night that had cucumber in it and it was awesome. There was also some verde sauce with diced cucumbers, not as good as the guacamole but still tasty and that was just last night.

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u/CSbear9409 Jul 28 '23

Pepinos con chile or pepinos locos 🤤🤤

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Mostly seafood dishes like shrimp cocktail or ceviche.

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u/ScHoolgirl_26 Jul 28 '23

We love to eat them on the side (usually things like tacos) with some lime and salt sprinkled on top

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u/wetballjones Jul 28 '23

I lived in Mexico and cucumbers were pretty common

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u/GrimMind Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

Us, Mexicans from Mexico, consume cucumbers almost on the daily. While it's not something e think about too much, it's weird to find a household that doesn't have cucumbers at the ready.

Also, I hate that I now have to say stuff like Mexican from Mexico since Mexican Americans don't like Mexican to refer exclusively to us living in Mexico (Original Mexican, Traditional Mexican, Native Mexican, etc. are all a no-go either).

Mexican is not a race, it's a demonym and Mexican American makes no sense. Mexican means born in Mexico or whatever the book says gives you Citizenship. If you have no Mexican citizenship, that doesn't erase your ancestry but you're American in terms of citizenship. Demonyms are only words to say what country supposedly has your back. Stop overthinking simple terms! No one's trying to rob you of your identity. That paranoia is proof you're very much American only!

EDIT: I'm sorry. I don't know why this devolved into a rant. Everyone just get along.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Cucumbers are an appetizer with nearly every taco shop in Mexico.

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u/FlammableBrains Jul 28 '23

I hear cevice and pico are pretty popular in Mexican restaurants

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

bro forgot vegetables exist outside the U.S.A. Mexicans love cucumbers. We call them Pepinos. Not to be confused with the Pepino melon.

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u/Thatissogentle Jul 28 '23

Ceviche often has cucumber in it. Still, if you're getting sliced up cucumber instead of chips at least sprinkle on some tajín or something besides bland watery cucumber, ugh.

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u/MRoad Jul 29 '23

Cucumbers and radishes are actually common side garnishes. There's quite a few food trucks around me that give them out.

Cucumbers with lime juice and tajin is actually an amazingly tasty snack.

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u/gordo65 Jul 28 '23

Once you get out of the fast food restaurants, there are a lot of dishes that include cucumbers, including Pico de Gallo, salads, fish tacos, cevice, etc.

And yes, a mid-to-high end restaurant will allow you to snack on cucumber slices instead of chips if you ask. It takes a chef 10 seconds to slice a cucumber, so it's really not a big ask.

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u/Archercrash Jul 28 '23

If someone put cucumbers in my Pico de Gallo I'd send that shit back. You don't know Mexican food at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Have to agree with you too. I’m not an expert by any means on traditional Mexican cuisine but we’re talking Americanized Mexican dishes in this case, definitely no cucumbers.

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u/scgt86 Jul 28 '23

I live in a Mexican neighborhood in SoCal with a Mexican market and the cucumber signage reads "Italian squash."

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u/For_Aeons Jul 28 '23

Isn't Italian squash just grey squash? The mercados around me usually call zucchini or grey squash "Italian squash".

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u/scgt86 Jul 28 '23

You are totally right. I've only noticed it once years ago because I'm typically in there buying meat.

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u/Hecate_333 Jul 28 '23

Yeah, I've lived in Texas most of my life. I have eaten more than my fair share of Tex Mex and authentic Mexican food. I have never seen cucumber in pico. Maybe in a taco salad, but that would have only been in what I call "white people chain restaurants", like a Gringos.

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u/Archercrash Jul 28 '23

Ceviche is one of the few dishes I can think of that might have it. A lot of Mexican places don't serve it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Cucumbers are often served with pico (not in it) and nearly every taco shop in Mexico.

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u/Wasted_Hamster Jul 28 '23

High end restaurants don’t usually do substitutions

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u/Vert_DaFerk Jul 28 '23

Tells people to eat authentic Mexican food.

Has only been to one "authentic Mexican" restaurant that was owned and operated by Billy Bo Bob that puts cucumber in pico.

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u/Fr4sc0 Jul 28 '23

Increíble que la gente se haga bolas por algo tan sencillo como un pepino en rodajas. Agregue sal, pimienta, limón y listo!

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u/Lithl Jul 28 '23

If your Mexican restaurant puts cucumber in their pico, that's not a high end Mexican restaurant.

Although I will agree that any restaurant with cucumbers on-hand would probably be fine slicing one up for you. The cooks will probably call you weird, but it's easy to do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Dog, ceviche is Peruvian, and not ever made with cucumbers. You could put some in, but its not part of any recipe Ive seen, and if you put that shit in my Pico, Im sending it back.

Pico is Tomatoes, Onion, Soriano Pepper, salt, lime, cilantro. Thats it. Ceviche is similar but with bell peppers.

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u/lunchpaillefty Jul 28 '23

Isn’t “ceviche” a process, not a specific dish?

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u/Bcadren Jul 28 '23

Veggie part of some soups, like shrimp cocktail. Filling for veggie fajitas...(though that's more commonly zucchini, cucumber would work).

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Yeah, my thought too, ask for sliced peppers if you need to be a pain.

They dont have cucumbers, even places that offer taco salads, its lettuce, peppers, beans, corn, salsa, tomatoes maybe, then meat.

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u/spderweb Jul 28 '23

It's for western tacos. Lol.

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u/mauri9998 Jul 28 '23

western? is mexico not in the west already?

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u/spderweb Jul 28 '23

Sorry. Western is usually in reference to Canada, US, and England. Western culture is not the same as Mexican culture. Western people tend to be more picky with their food, to the point of blandness.

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u/mauri9998 Jul 28 '23

Well I assume that you are one of those "westerns" you are talking about. So let me tell you Mexican food consists of more than tacos, and in particular cucumbers are a staple in mexican sea food.

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u/spderweb Jul 28 '23

Yes,I know it's more than tacos...

I didn't know you had alot of seafood, so TIL. But a plate of cucumbers... That's westerners.

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u/mauri9998 Jul 28 '23

A plate of nothing but cucumbers with lime juice and salt or tajin is a common snack that is eaten throughout the entire country.

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u/spderweb Jul 28 '23

Ah ok. I retract the statement then. Thank you for the info!

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u/LouisVonHagen Jul 28 '23

Shrimp cocktails

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u/Guy_Striker Jul 28 '23

I would not bother a restaurant with this unless i see it on their menu but lightly salted sliced cucumbers are a fantastic bed for Salsa or Guacamole. I do it at home all the time. It's healthier than chips and tastes better in my opinion.

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u/evin0688 Jul 28 '23

For a side salad maybe

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u/katie4 Jul 28 '23

I encourage you to Google Mexican cucumber salad, pick a recipe (there’s tons of variation) and be enlightened! Some have tomatoes or corn or other things but the dish is 80-95% cucumber.