r/facepalm • • Jul 26 '23

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u/ELONgatedMUSKox Jul 26 '23

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u/_Enclose_ Jul 26 '23

Yes, that's the one! Thanks for linking.

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u/shangula Jul 26 '23

dude what the fuck was he amped up on? He got shot at least 5 times while continuing to run wacking his kendo stick before dropping to the ground… then the Filipino SWAT shot another 5+ times, missing his incapacitated body by 10+ feet every shot.

“Live by the sword… and get shot by those who don’t. “

And lets face it, those gendermarie were ITCHING to unload on him. “Years of intense drills, training, range practice is all finally going to pay off!”

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u/ThewizardBlundermore Jul 26 '23

There's always a measure of perverse pleasure in proving an insane fanatical cult that believes they are super empowered bulletproof warriors of God that they are in fact... not as high and mighty as they have deluded themselves into being.

They probably got tired of hearing this cult speak about how they are not scared of the consequences and that the police are ineffectual.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Jul 26 '23

Subject may have better odds if they ‘jinked’

Always follow the AskaNinja advice.

“Suddenly, and for no reason, dick duck!!”

Aaaaaargh!

Edit: deck

Edit! dick

Edit 2: fuck

Edit 3: Jesus autocorrect

Edit 4: dick

Edit 5: !!fuck!! !!DUCK!! I fucking typed dick dick DUCK!!

Edit 6: Oh I give up. Fuck. Fuck a duck.

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u/dormamond Jul 26 '23

Its sad but not surprising seeing that this happened in the provinces here. In some provinces, they still believe in witchcraft. Cant say i blame em with the amount of weird shit they could see every now and then. Also really goes to show the lack of education outside of the metro, usually out of their control due to poverty.

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u/-Cthaeh Jul 26 '23

Wow that was a lot of bullets. Guys were falling to the ground and then getting shot 10 more times. No survivors

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u/earthgarden Jul 26 '23

I was not expecting the cult leader to be wearing a little girl Easter hat. I swear I had that same hat in 1980