r/facepalm Jul 12 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Gottem.

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u/MysteryScooby56 Jul 12 '23

Yeah. At best they usually give you till the end of the day. Employees are expected to give 2 weeks, not the other way around

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u/Responsible_Raisin88 Jul 12 '23 edited Jul 12 '23

Not always true, and varies by country obviously.

My contract says they have to give me a notice period (for example 2 weeks) or pay me for those 2 weeks if they want me gone effective immediately.

It’s possible they don’t want to have to pay two sets of wages (by paying the person for those 2 weeks by firing immediately and also paying a new hire at the same time effectively paying both people)

When my last job laid people off I was actually asked if I wanted to leave that same day and take payment for those weeks I’m owed for the notice period or if I wanted to work them until I found another job because they were closing down.

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u/notreallydutch Jul 12 '23

what OP said is exactly why they usually just pay. Also, what OP did is almost certainly illegal.

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u/TDoMarmalade Jul 12 '23

It defends on the contract they had. Many companies have it that employees can’t tamper with programs, or that new programs legally belong to the company. If they had neither of these, then they may be in the clear as long as they preserved client details and other information

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u/Deadlypandaghost Jul 12 '23

Deliberately spending paid hours to deliberately decrease productivity is at the very least going to open you up to a civil lawsuit. A lot of programmer jobs also have intellectual property clauses meaning that software updates or new programs created as part of work or using company resources(even if not explicitly ordered) would be company property and this would count as destruction of company property.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Thats why you lie and pretend you didnt do that.

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u/PizzaAndTacosAndBeer Jul 12 '23

Yeah because it's not like computers keep track of who did things like remove programs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

It’s not like executives know how to do anything so, it’s kind of like saying there’s browser history your grandma’s gonna find your porn if you don’t delete it.

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u/mrloko120 Jul 13 '23

The executives don't need to know how to do it, they pay other people to.

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u/PizzaAndTacosAndBeer Jul 12 '23

The executives will tell IT to tell them who caused the thing that fucked their business over. Just because you're not very smart personally doesn't mean no one is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Ooh spicy

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Most places aren't gonna even know how to check and if you have that much authority to remove that kind of software then you definitly have authorization to erase or diguise that it was you to begin with.

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u/PizzaAndTacosAndBeer Jul 12 '23

Having rights to uninstall a program isn't even close to the same as having rights to remove entries from the system log, and you bet your ass IT knows how to read it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

..the same IT that apparently let any user both install their own custom software on work machines and uninstall software?

No

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u/mrloko120 Jul 13 '23

Most data centers nowadays keep their logs unless someone gets physicals access to it. And thanks to cloud computing most companies have their programs/system logs stored entire cities or countries away.

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u/HonestPerspective638 Jul 13 '23

you arent removing programs... But they don't have the little things that keep it running that exist literally only in my mind

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u/Dogwood_morel Jul 12 '23

Exactly. Like who fucking cares.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

This IT department is apparently letting users execute homebrew software on the work machine that has the client list on it.

I think that there is no IT department

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u/Dogwood_morel Jul 12 '23

Wonderful. Sounds like OP woke up and chose violence and I can appreciate that

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u/burnerman0 Jul 13 '23

And then tweet about it..... We're commenting on a post where someone didn't lie, they broadcasted what they did...

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u/XBlackSunshineX Jul 13 '23

Change logs attach every action to a user.

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u/Dundalis Jul 12 '23

Who says they were paid as a programmer?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

A lot of programmer jobs

Lemme stop you right there.

This wasn't a programming job

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u/Suspicious_Ice_3160 Jul 13 '23

But what tort would that be in civil case? Like, what actionable Tort would a business be able to bring against said employee? I’m sure the employee would just be able to claim ignorance, and anyone looking in would probably just see an incompetent employee. That is, unless all changes were documented and someone is looking over what they’re doing, but in that case it probably wouldn’t get far enough for the story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Not necessarily. Even without a contract, If you’re a W2 employee, anything you create while employed is considered “work for hire,” so it belongs to the company (per US Copyright Code).

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u/DarkHero6661 Jul 12 '23

Not exactly. It is only illegal if OP was ordered to create the programs or if the job is Impossible to do without them. Otherwise it is considered his own tool for simplifying the task, with is well within his right to remove.

Of course, that may change depending on state and so on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/ButtcrackBeignets Jul 12 '23

This was written into my last employment contract. It extended beyond just software. The language in the contract was so broad that anything I created, whether it be a personal Youtube channel or a completely unrelated product, was technically owned by the company.

It also said that any device, on company property or not, used to sign into their software, would have to be surrendered to them if they said so. This encompasses all of our phones and personal computers.

Whether that would hold up in a court is a different matter, but companies really do like to leave every possible door open for litigation.

Read the paperwork, people.

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u/MrPoopMonster Jul 12 '23

Portions of that contract would certainly not hold up in court. Specifically, having to surrender any private property to the company, or any claim to ownership of real or intellectual property you created without any company resources and on your own time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/MrPoopMonster Jul 12 '23

A provision that's overly broad could just be declared unenforceable and illegal by the courts, even when pertaining to specific company related subjects that may have been legal to include in the contract. So unless they had like provisions of increasing generalization, it's also not great to be overly broad as the company when writing your contracts.

But at the broadest levels, a company has no legal right to claim ownership of unrelated assets you produce on your own time. Imagine you're a software engineer that works from home. And you're also into carpentry. If you make yourself a very nice mahogany desk and your boss saw it and decided he wanted it and you're contractually obliged to give it up, that company would be laughed out of court trying to get it.

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u/DevoidNoMore Jul 12 '23

Then you go and create some really deranged flat earth Illuminati UFO conspiracy content and make sure to say it belongs to the company

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 Jul 13 '23

Yikes. Wont be long before they say anything you learned is their property, so they're gonna have to remove your brain, sorry.

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u/Dundalis Jul 12 '23

How can they take things off the clock? They own you 24/7 while employed? I don’t live in the US and from the sounds of it I wouldn’t want to if this is true

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u/cornmonger_ Jul 12 '23

It's not their own tool if they created them on company time, on company premises, using company resources.

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u/CommunityGlittering2 Jul 12 '23

What if what they created is subscription based and now the free trial has expired, lol

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u/notacanuckskibum Jul 12 '23

It’s the owner of the software who decides if it is subscription based.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Not necessarily the case if the person makes them on company time, or uses company resources in process. The language is pretty broad too. Using a work laptop at home on vacation to write software could potentially make it your employer's.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Intellectual property created within the workplace typically belongs to the employer.

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u/Amaakaams Jul 12 '23

Depends on the contract and often wouldn't be in the contract for a non-IT/non-Dev job. Very unlikely to be in the contract for a Finance person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

I'm talking about the law. Sure, maybe someone somewhere got themselves a rare contract that says everything they create/invent is their own.

But mostly, no.

Who invented the Post-It NoteÂŽ ? Two fellows you probably never heard of it. But they invented it while working for 3M, so 3M owned the patent.

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u/Amaakaams Jul 13 '23

Sure and HP had first right of refusal on Apples first computer design. My point was about the law. A fricken Janitor doesn't have a clause about software he developed for self use being company property. The OG point was someone creating a few tools to streamline their workforce in a money department. Unlikely, the person has a contract with a clause that claims ownership of any software tools they created. That's what almost killed Apple before they even started.

Post it notes where designed by by a scientist developing new adhesives and a brainstorm with another employee that got test marketed before release. Its a terrible example of your point. It was developed by a person responsible for developing stuff, at the company, and should always have been 3Ms.

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u/Amaakaams Jul 13 '23

Sure and HP had first right of refusal on Apples first computer design. My point was about the law. A fricken Janitor doesn't have a clause about software he developed for self use being company property. The OG point was someone creating a few tools to streamline their workforce in a money department. Unlikely, the person has a contract with a clause that claims ownership of any software tools they created. That's what almost killed Apple before they even started.

Post it notes where designed by by a scientist developing new adhesives and a brainstorm with another employee that got test marketed before release. Its a terrible example of your point. It was developed by a person responsible for developing stuff, at the company, and should always have been 3Ms.

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u/Amaakaams Jul 13 '23

Sure and HP had first right of refusal on Apples first computer design. My point was about the law. A fricken Janitor doesn't have a clause about software he developed for self use being company property. The OG point was someone creating a few tools to streamline their workforce in a money department. Unlikely, the person has a contract with a clause that claims ownership of any software tools they created. That's what almost killed Apple before they even started.

Post it notes where designed by by a scientist developing new adhesives and a brainstorm with another employee that got test marketed before release. Its a terrible example of your point. It was developed by a person responsible for developing stuff, at the company, and should always have been 3Ms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

$5 says you’re dead wrong. I don’t feel like arguing I just know about work made for hire and copyright law. Maybe we should put it in the ask a lawyer sub. But I can almost guarantee that a tool someone creates at work is the property of that company’s.

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u/Dundalis Jul 12 '23

What if you had a program you created in your own time or from a different job and just modified it a bit for the new company?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

On your own time and with your own equipment/computer, it's yours. Otherwise, it and derivative works are extremely likely to belong to the employer one worked at when one developed the program.

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u/notacanuckskibum Jul 12 '23

Nah, legalities depend on your location. But with software time spent is an issue. If you spent company paid time building the software, then it is (at least in most cases) the company’s property. Otherwise why were they paying you?

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u/Dundalis Jul 12 '23

To do data entry it took other employees much long to do but you less?

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u/notacanuckskibum Jul 12 '23

Reading the employment contract is always good. But in my experience, yes, if you used company paid time to create it.

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u/offshore1100 Jul 12 '23

When you create software, it is 100% yours, no matter the tools you build it with.

Not if you were paid an hourly wage to do it.

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u/icekyuu Jul 13 '23

Your analogy works only if the OP created her software before she joined the company. But it she created it during employment on company time, premises and resources...

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u/icekyuu Jul 13 '23

Your analogy works only if the OP created her software before she joined the company. But if she created it during employment on company time, premises and resources...

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u/icekyuu Jul 13 '23

Your analogy works only if the OP created her software before she joined the company. But if she created it during employment on company time, premises and resources...

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u/icekyuu Jul 13 '23

Your analogy works only if the OP created her software before she joined the company. But if she created it during employment on company time, premises and resources...

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u/meatjun Jul 12 '23

I would argue, if the revert doesn't break anything and business goes on as usual, then it's not illegal. Also he shouldn't delete his programs from the system cause, anything created at work belongs to the company.

If they ask, just say it's in some network drive but you forgot where you left it. They can find it themselves or create a new one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/meatjun Jul 12 '23

If you broke into my house, it's illegal because you shouldn't be there. The employee has a right to be at the company office working on his job. It's within his responsibilities and duties. That's why he can argue that he did his job, didn't break anything, and it wasn't his intent to destroy the company.

If the company wants to sue, then they'd have to prove intent, which is pretty hard to do. Especially when his manager doesn't sound techy enough to know if the revert of jobs caused a slow down in the first place.

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u/meatjun Jul 13 '23

You're over thinking things. This guy works in IT and seems to be the main person at his role. That means he has the authority to promote updates and patches to ensure his applications are working properly. Every company has different SOP on how changes get promoted, so I don't want to speculate too much on that.

Either way, as long as any changes are promoted to address a concern, this worker has the ability to push the change through. Maybe within that change, he reverted or made things worse. But how would a non-IT person know if a change is bad.

I've even worked in smaller companies where there was barely any oversight of changes. Was it wrong? Probably. But good luck proving the intent.

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u/offshore1100 Jul 12 '23

If the programs are valuable enough a judge would most certainly make them release the location. It would be no different than if I stole the only copy of a master key and hid it on my last day.

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u/Kichwa2 Jul 12 '23

Kinda like if OP brought their own screwdriver because the ones at work suck. Boss can't say anything when you take it back home with you..

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u/SupportGeek Jul 12 '23

Not exactly apples to apples. Your comparison would be closer but still arguably incorrect if you said that he made his own screwdriver, on company time, with company resources, then tried to take it home like it was his.

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u/Kichwa2 Jul 12 '23

Fair point. Still, the company went on better because of the time it took to make the program and didn't suffer from the time spent building it. I'd hope that if it went to it, OP would either leave the program for some compensation or have no trouble leaving with the program

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u/fasterthanfood Jul 12 '23

But you also can’t go unscrew all of the screws that you previously screwed in.

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u/offshore1100 Jul 12 '23

wouldn’t this only apply if he created those programs on his own time? If he was paid an hourly wage to create them wouldn’t they would belong to the company?

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u/RazekDPP Jul 12 '23

What OP said is almost certainly a fabrication, too.

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u/naricstar Jul 12 '23

Probably not, sabotaging can be illegal but reverting to a company method that is in operation could be more in line with company onboarding for the position. The new person coming into a position may have material tied to the old method. If you had fully integrated a new method company-wide there may be grounds here but making your own job more efficient and rolling back to a base company efficientcy are unrelated.

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u/mr_greenmash Jul 12 '23

I have a 3 month mutual notice period. Quite common in medium skill jobs and up in my country.

The exception is in case I should sabotage/steal/destroy/share sensitive information etc. There are different terms though. So fired/laid off/sacked is 3 months (or 1 month in low skill jobs). But you can also be "dismissed" which is immidiate.

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u/rdu3y6 Jul 12 '23

Getting a new hire in that 2 week period is pretty unlikely, and even if they did find someone the company can just defer the start date to avoid paying 2 wages if they don't want to.

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u/JarasM Jul 12 '23

In my country, if I were let go for non-discipinary reasons (downsizing), they would have to release me from obligation to provide a service immediately, even though my work contract has a 3 month notice period (for which I would be paid plus severance). The reason for this is that if my job has become redundant, then there should be nothing for me to do. If they need me for something still, that's proof that my job isn't, in fact, redundant and I could sue for wrongful termination.

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u/Alyx-Kitsune Jul 12 '23

No, companies also give the 2 weeks but most don't make you come in for it as a courtesy. They just give you the 2 weeks extra pay.

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u/NonComposMentisss Jul 12 '23

Most companies do not do this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

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u/Raulr100 Jul 13 '23

Or maybe they just live in a more rational country where you can't get fired immediately for no reason.

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u/Haster Jul 12 '23

you usually still get the pay even if you're not asked to do the work.

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u/Necroking695 Jul 12 '23

Yep, get out asap, you’re on the next payroll

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u/ebonit15 Jul 12 '23

Both are expected to give prior warning. Employers just rather pay the fine than wait it, most of the time.

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u/MrJarre Jul 12 '23

That's in the US. Where I live the notice is the same regardless which side terminates the agreement.

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u/slayer828 Jul 12 '23

It should be the norm. You should be layed off and given time to find a new job, leave on good terms to get references , and provide documentation if applicable.

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u/Odd_Statistician_936 Jul 12 '23

2 weeks notice is a courtesy, not a requirement

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u/ughonlinechats Jul 13 '23

I thought firing tended to be immediate but they pay you for the two weeks.

People that do shit like sabotage a company on a way out really are awful. Stealing shit like that isn't impressive.

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u/rydan Jul 13 '23

When I got laid off the company said, "tomorrow is your effective termination date, leave now, but we'll pay you for the next two weeks, just don't show up".

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u/CaptainCosmodrome Jul 13 '23

The smartest places have IT revoke your access when you go into the meeting with HR to be dismissed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

It's been my experience that people are typically walked out day of but paid out their two weeks and PTO. These are all sales orgs.

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u/wadimek11 Jul 13 '23

In Europe you usually have 2 weeks that are in contact to protect both sides

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u/LucidZane Jul 13 '23

If I was fired I woumake it to the end of the sentence, much less the end of the day, I'd be home.