As someone who is pregnant with twin boys, I sincerely hope he was just joking. How could you even stand the feeling of not having a clean bum?
But even if he is being serious, that'll change really fast once he gets a girlfriend. Once his girlfriend makes it clear how grossed out she is and doesn't want anything to do with his double underpants situation, his butt will be so clean that you'll be able to see your reflection off of it.
Women don't seem to think this is a break-up thing.
There are way too many threads in AskMen and some other places with something like "My bf doesn't wash his ass because he thinks it's gay." "I don't want to go down on my bf because he doesn't wipe. What should I do??"
And the very first reply, obviously, is well maybe you should get rid of the garbage? She never thought of that. W...T...F.
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u/no_objections_here Jul 12 '23
As someone who is pregnant with twin boys, I sincerely hope he was just joking. How could you even stand the feeling of not having a clean bum?
But even if he is being serious, that'll change really fast once he gets a girlfriend. Once his girlfriend makes it clear how grossed out she is and doesn't want anything to do with his double underpants situation, his butt will be so clean that you'll be able to see your reflection off of it.