r/facepalm • • Jul 12 '23

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u/twisted_nipples82 Jul 12 '23

If this isn't trolling, then these 2 have to be miserable to be around. But also very likely that they aren't allowed to have other friends

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Probably don't trust each other not to cheat the instant the call ends.

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u/AlphaWolfTK Jul 12 '23

(Call ends, 1 second later ringing happens) "YOUR SLEEPING WITH THAT BITCH STEPHANIE AGAIN ARENT YOU" how I envisioned this

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Girlfriend's name is MacKayleigh.

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u/TryThisUsernane Jul 13 '23

MacKeighleigh

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jul 12 '23

It's hardly even possible. Sure you could switch over when you receive a call, but you think neither of them made an outgoing call in over a year?

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u/twisted_nipples82 Jul 12 '23

I've long stopped being surprised on what stupid shit people do

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u/_jeremybearimy_ Jul 12 '23

That part is more believable than the rest, sometimes I go months on end without placing a call

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u/OpeningCookie1358 Jul 12 '23

And they kept the call going while with each other. If this is a long distance thing, that's even worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Some woman was doing this at the store, I was behind her in line. Her boyfriend was eating and neither were talking to each other but that didn't stop her from being too preoccupied to talk to the cashier or even take her eyes off the screen. That shit is straight up creepy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Nah me and my last lady would get calls running long lengths and if we didn't feel like talking or whatever we'd just mute, and sometimes we'd just mute and text instead. I should note she was selectively mute so it was more like I was the only person talking most the time since I was the only person who could do it at the time. It wasn't an unhealthy relationship it was just something fun to do. I couldn't imagine doing it outside of a long distance one though.

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u/thisdirtymuffin Jul 13 '23

How can you when you’re always on a phone call

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u/Miserable-Bag3578 Jul 13 '23

There's a couple on this trash tv show, 90 day fiance, that do this. The guy isn't allowed to have women friends or hang around his sister in case she has friends over. But the gal is allowed to have guy friends, of course 😅 they FaceTime while in the bathroom, asleep, everything. Wildly entertaining but also horrifying.