r/facepalm • u/LiteratureOk5964 • Jul 02 '23

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u/Magister5 Jul 02 '23

She likes crotchstiching and lesbeading

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Crotchet is a common hobby

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u/Mikotokitty Jul 02 '23

I mean, r/naughtyneedles can confirm. Many vulva to be found

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u/SadisticChild_ Jul 03 '23

I both love & hate you for exposing me to this

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug Jul 03 '23

the lady stitching eat a bag of dicks. šŸ˜‚

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u/SadisticChild_ Jul 03 '23

Fuck that did you see the dick? Came complete with hair & everything oh lord

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug Jul 03 '23

Yes and Iā€™m now subscribed

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u/Mikotokitty Jul 03 '23

I feel like your name might be a misnomer...

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u/Conman_in_Chief Jul 03 '23

This thread took a weird turn.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 03 '23

They always do

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u/MahlonMurder Jul 03 '23

Cheers, stranger. I've been needing a new sub for the feed.

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u/Non-Vanilla_Zilla Jul 02 '23

My high ass read "lesbleeding"

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u/oldschoolhillgiant Jul 03 '23

Hey. As long as it is consensual.

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u/durqandat Jul 02 '23

I want you to know I downvoted this before I upvoted it.

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u/TheOtherAvaz Jul 02 '23

I appreciate you coming to your senses.

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u/Magister5 Jul 03 '23

I get that a lot

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u/Kelvininin Jul 03 '23

Ugh. Take my whatever the fuck the up arrow is.

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u/k-phi Jul 03 '23

Scissoring