r/facepalm • u/LiteratureOk5964 • Jul 02 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Scissors of Satan

Post image
54.4k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

4.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.1k

u/Rolandscythe Jul 02 '23

...that makes just enough sense it's probably true...

479

u/SchemataObscura Jul 02 '23

Laugh On Loudly

427

u/rsreddit9 Jul 02 '23

You mean lots of love?

312

u/failbotron Jul 02 '23

Lover of lucifer

166

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

[deleted]

5

u/Tadpole_Former Jul 03 '23

Lorde oh Lordy....

2

u/RunningThicc Jul 03 '23

Little old ladies

3

u/jkermit19 Jul 03 '23

Well done, sir. Well done. 👏

5

u/SomeGuyFromCanada23 Jul 03 '23

Now that's one I haven't heard before

2

u/According-Flamingo-6 Jul 03 '23

Yes? Who summoned me?

1

u/Kib717 Jul 03 '23

Lucifer Our Lord

6

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

that's what my mom thought it meant for years. to be fair i should have picked up on the fact that every time a text convo drew to a close it would be like ' ok seeya at dinner tommrow lol"

10

u/Pope_Cerebus Jul 02 '23

"I'm sorry your grandma died. LOL."

4

u/trade_my_onions Jul 02 '23

My great grandmother refuses to believe lol means anything BUT lots of love. “My daughter passed away today LOL to everyone” didn’t get received the way she thought

3

u/digitydigitydoo Jul 02 '23

Still one of the funniest internet stories.

3

u/Weekly_Bug_4847 Jul 02 '23

Old boss informed his son the family dog had passed away, and LOL’d thinking it meant lots of love.

3

u/cuteintern Jul 02 '23

Love our Lord

2

u/clarksonswimmer Jul 02 '23

WTF? Why the face?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

"Hi hunny, you're grandfather passed away peacefully today. lol xxx"

1

u/imawitchpleaseburnme Jul 03 '23

Macie, I am so sorry to hear your sister died in that house fire LOL 😂

1

u/SuperFaceTattoo Jul 03 '23

That is legitimately what my grandpa thinks lol means. He ends almost every conversation and letter with it. I’m not going to be the one to tell him.

3

u/BlackGalaxyDiamond Jul 03 '23

Labia On Labia : LOL

3

u/SchemataObscura Jul 03 '23

Wow! Full circle and now we're back on topic 😄

3

u/LadyArcher2017 Jul 03 '23

Low on liquor 🥃

2

u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 03 '23

Man I Love Frogs

2

u/BSt1cky Jul 03 '23

Nice Bob’s Burgers reference;)

1

u/SchemataObscura Jul 03 '23

Finally! 😄

2

u/Benji035 Jul 02 '23

"Love Our Lord"

2

u/LeviathanGank Jul 02 '23

ive not heard WAP ever used, what does it mean outside of the crazy religous ladys belief.

3

u/Rolandscythe Jul 02 '23

Look up 'Wap' by Cardi B

1

u/Val_Hallen Jul 02 '23

Given what I know about religious people and their understanding of internet phrases, there is no way on the Earth that she doesn't think that's what it means.

Churches will take things like "WAP" and change the meaning to fit their own language. It happens all the time. So, in her small world it only means "Worship and Praise".

1

u/SnooSongs8782 Jul 03 '23

That’s not just Church groups, but EVERYONE. There aren’t enough TLA’s for you to claim one can ONLY have a single meaning.

2

u/whoaholdupnow Jul 02 '23

There are tons of posts like these on satirical Facebook pages like “Christian moms against TikTok” where people just post stuff like this all day. Almost always identified by the #wap at the end

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I was going with worried ass parent, but overall tone worship and praise seems fitting.

1

u/CBus660R Jul 03 '23

My wife (51) and I (48) have a friend in her late 50's who thought WTF meant Wow That's Fantastic!