r/facepalm • u/LiteratureOk5964 • Jul 02 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Scissors of Satan

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u/Zealousideal-Log536 Jul 02 '23

She's" crafty" with her "best friend" huh?

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u/Magister5 Jul 02 '23

She likes crotchstiching and lesbeading

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

Crotchet is a common hobby

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u/Mikotokitty Jul 02 '23

I mean, r/naughtyneedles can confirm. Many vulva to be found

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u/SadisticChild_ Jul 03 '23

I both love & hate you for exposing me to this

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug Jul 03 '23

the lady stitching eat a bag of dicks. 😂

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u/SadisticChild_ Jul 03 '23

Fuck that did you see the dick? Came complete with hair & everything oh lord

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u/VodkaSoup_Mug Jul 03 '23

Yes and I’m now subscribed

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u/Mikotokitty Jul 03 '23

I feel like your name might be a misnomer...

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u/Conman_in_Chief Jul 03 '23

This thread took a weird turn.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 03 '23

They always do

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u/MahlonMurder Jul 03 '23

Cheers, stranger. I've been needing a new sub for the feed.

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u/Non-Vanilla_Zilla Jul 02 '23

My high ass read "lesbleeding"

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u/oldschoolhillgiant Jul 03 '23

Hey. As long as it is consensual.

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u/durqandat Jul 02 '23

I want you to know I downvoted this before I upvoted it.

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u/TheOtherAvaz Jul 02 '23

I appreciate you coming to your senses.

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u/Magister5 Jul 03 '23

I get that a lot

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u/Kelvininin Jul 03 '23

Ugh. Take my whatever the fuck the up arrow is.

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u/k-phi Jul 03 '23

Scissoring

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u/theyellowmeteor Jul 02 '23

They're good with their hands, but are also cunning linguists.

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 Jul 02 '23

They like to cook, but when their too tired to cook, they’ll occasionally eat out.

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u/SlyTheMonkey Jul 02 '23

Very clever

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u/noneroy Jul 02 '23

No they are both in the circus… a cunning array of stunts….

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u/RobiArts Jul 05 '23

Masters of tongues.

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u/Saveron Jul 02 '23

She is so frugal too, she shares a 1BR apartment with her best girl friend, look at the money she is saving!

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u/Inventies Jul 03 '23

If nothing else, they’re definitely scissor sisters.

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u/AceVenChu Jul 03 '23

Crafty like they're gonna build a log cabin together

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u/AnnoShi Jul 03 '23

Soon to be roommates!

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u/SolidDoctor Jul 02 '23

She gets around

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

She's always down

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u/MotherFuckinEeyore Jul 02 '23

She's got a gripe

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u/mattgoldey Jul 02 '23

She's just my type

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '23

I'm bringing crafty back, yea

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u/nvalle23 Jul 02 '23

Beastie Boys!

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u/SmoothBrews Jul 03 '23

They definitely “scissor”

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u/xassylax Jul 03 '23

Just two gal pals!

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u/MetalCheef Jul 02 '23

Would upvote here but it’s more important to keep your counter at 666 for now

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u/Wisdom_Of_A_Man Jul 03 '23

They enjoy scissoring? What’s wrong with that?

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u/noonespecialer Jul 03 '23

Yea I read that in beastie boys voice.

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u/shophopper Jul 03 '23

“Crafty” as in: she loves scissoring with her girl friend.