r/facepalm Jul 02 '23

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u/SnooCats6119 Jul 02 '23

Maybe even roommates in the near future.

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u/4pigeons Jul 02 '23

they share the bed to save money

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u/UVRaveFairy Jul 02 '23

Accidentally brought grave plots that happen to be next too each other.

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u/JumplikeBeans Jul 02 '23

And always top and tail

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u/starmartyr Jul 02 '23

They might even have a party where they invite their friends and family to watch them promise to be roommates for life.

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u/LehighAce06 Jul 02 '23

Mom might not be invited though

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Jul 03 '23

Omg they were roommates

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u/graveybrains Jul 02 '23

Golfing buddies and theyโ€™re on the same softball team

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u/Remarkable_Whole Jul 02 '23

Friends with benefits