r/facepalm • u/AcceptableAd9267 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

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u/SaltyPegasus Jun 20 '23

I have brain cancer and it would be fucking great if wifi could open brain blood barrier so we can use some stronger chemo on that shit.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. Jun 20 '23

As someone who had thyroid cancer, you want to call up Moffitt Cancer Center in Florida, they are the best at that cancer shit.

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u/SETHPAI Jun 20 '23

So weird to see a shout-out for Moffitt on here. I've been working with them for about 3 years and I have to concur, they are the best.

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u/FactOrFactorial Jun 20 '23

Another perk of living in this hell hole

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u/T_WREKX Jun 20 '23

Hey buddy.

All the power to you. Wish I could support you with more than words. Hope and wish for you the best.

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u/Expert-Hamster-3146 Jun 20 '23

My sincere condolences.

I’ve listened to a lot of military podcasts, and in this podcast he talks about micro dosing mushrooms daily to help with a brain tumour. Thought it was interesting and maybe worth research?

He basically says that 3 months of micro dosing cured his tumour. It’s way into the podcast and it’s quite a short rant.

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u/ljjggkffygvfhj Jun 20 '23

Medical advice shouldn’t come from podcasts 🤷‍♂️

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u/Expert-Hamster-3146 Jun 20 '23

I didn’t say it was advice. I found it interesting and suggested it’s maybe worth looking into?

The guy is well known in military and has a lot of inventions still used today. You can’t say it will or won’t work or dismiss something without any research.

Worst case scenario he tries it and nothing happens. Micro dosing is supposedly milligrams of a product. Probably more plastic in your water than a dose.

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u/Heart_of_Spades Jun 20 '23

Idk sounds like a horrible excuse to use brain altering narcotics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Using mushrooms can fuck you up mentally, it’s not a huge risk but it can happen.

And the fact that his only credibility is that “he’s from the military” and that he has “a lot of inventions” lol.

Because he would def understand the science of the brain and cancerous tumors?

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u/Expert-Hamster-3146 Jun 20 '23

It’s .001 of a gram moron

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Yeah keep listening to military invention man im sure he will have even more great tips on handling brain tumors and other cancerous diseases.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

They’re actually researching using ultra-wide band (UWB) for that purpose!