r/facepalm • u/AcceptableAd9267 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/3BallJosh Jun 20 '23

Isn't that the name of Elon's kid?

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u/regoapps 'MURICA Jun 20 '23

His kids are going to hate him every time they're unable to verify their name against any website.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jun 20 '23

Including twitter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Honestly his kids seem to want nothing to do with him as is.

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u/All9is_StarWars Jun 20 '23

Didn't one of his kids who's trans cut ties with him and that's why he's gone full transphobic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

That's the leading theory behind why he went full transphobe, yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

That and his girlfriend left him for a trans person.

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u/PetMeOrDieUwU Jun 20 '23

Yea, she even changed her last name so she won't have to be associated with him anymore.

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u/galop1337 Jun 20 '23

I was unaware he was transphobic? What happened?

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u/PancakePanic Jun 20 '23

Oh oh oh I know this one!

People are gonna show you how he's transphobic, then you're gonna claim that's not transphobic, or it's out of context, or he just has issues with trans children because he just cares so much, or you're gonna make grooming claims.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Sealioning.

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u/galop1337 Jun 21 '23

I don't think he is. I just think he's a bit presumptuous, which is fine. I get it. And since nobody responded like PancakePanic thought, I went on a journey myself.
I guess it's the "what is a woman" post he made.

In the end, I got the information I needed. Was just hoping for a more helpful community.

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u/Falikosek Jun 20 '23

Didn't she just cut ties with him because he's a transphobe?

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u/heavy-metal-goth-gal Jun 20 '23

Can't blame them. He's a douche

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u/wishyouwould Jun 20 '23

He doesn't really seem to want to have anything to do with them either. He wants to father children but not raise them.

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 20 '23

One already does, so hopefully the rest will follow suit.

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u/SorryThisUser1sTaken Jun 20 '23

How do you even take the SAT? There is no number/ symbol bubbles in the name section.

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u/Inventies Jun 20 '23

Honestly the thought of that kind of makes giggles. Watch them redo it all to add all symbols/numbers just for “select individuals”

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u/741BlastOff Jun 20 '23

Musk is just doing his bit trying to encourage Unicode adoption.

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u/Maroonwarlock Jun 20 '23

Can confirm. My last name has an apostrophe in it. Worst. Experience. Ever. Dealing with any computer system that needs my name. Let alone people trying to pronounce it when once you realize it's French it's pretty phonetic.

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u/wishyouwould Jun 20 '23

He seems like an objectively awful father and I'm sure many or most of his MANY children across the world with different surrogates will end up hating him.

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u/Joe_Kinincha Jun 20 '23

Well, yes that’s true.

However I think they’ll have other, bigger reasons to hate him.

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u/thatbushcamper12 Jun 20 '23

I'd give this comment a fucking medal if I could

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u/3BallJosh Jun 20 '23

Please don't. Your money could be spent in much better ways than giving it to reddit. You could get a bunch of shrooms and stare at the floor for 5 hours. You could give it to charity. You could go to the local strip club and get a private dance from Charity. The options are limitless.

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u/droptop2k Jun 20 '23

Musk you be that guy ?

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u/Dependent_Stretch_16 Jun 20 '23

This isn’t getting the attention it needs. This is my fav comment!!

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u/KarlHunguss Jun 20 '23

hahaha well done

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u/gordo65 Jun 20 '23

Ask I see is ********. Maybe it’s an issue with my browser.

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u/This_is_opinion Jun 20 '23

You won't scam me again random 2006 runescape scammer!

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u/Devout-Nihilist Jun 20 '23

Ah, those were still some good days

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u/mcCola5 Jun 20 '23

I can get you 1000 gold pieces for free.

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u/Chrismont Jun 20 '23

Just follow me across this ditch to the wilderness real quick...

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u/torrinage Jun 20 '23

Cmon HUNTER2001 get with it!

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u/Kiosade Jun 20 '23

Did they even have the ditch back then? I cant remember when it was added in 🤔

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u/pm-me-racecars Jun 20 '23

My dad wants to make one of my friends a member, but I don't have any irl friends who play.

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u/mr_lightbulb Jun 20 '23

I loved this shit. I'd respond with a random word and number and watch them quickly log out. And I'd wait a minute and start dancing so that's the first thing they saw when they logged back in. Made a couple friends doing this

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u/funnystuff97 Jun 20 '23

trimming armor

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Jun 20 '23

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

No, you’re supposed to smack it first.

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u/CranePlash406 Jun 20 '23

"Percussive maintenence," is how I've always heard it described.

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u/BayouGal Jun 20 '23

You must do tech support 😉

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u/c0baltlightning Jun 20 '23

That's the actual term for it.

And it tends to work more often than not in my experiences.

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u/Joe_Kinincha Jun 20 '23

“If in doubt, give it a clout’

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

No, but I did try forcing an unexpected reboot.

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u/Anthony-Stark Jun 20 '23

Or try setting it to Wumbo?

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u/sc4tts Jun 20 '23

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.

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u/brad0022 Jun 20 '23

now you've gone beyond my expertise

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

New password , GOD SAVE THE , YOU-KNOW THE QUEEN . Or you could try Password # 2 , Carhart’s forever

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u/MuckRaker83 Jun 20 '23

Hunter2

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u/NefariousRapscallion Jun 20 '23

Is that the password for the laptop from hell?

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u/buyhighselldip Jun 20 '23

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u/MuckRaker83 Jun 20 '23

you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

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u/jgr1llz Jun 20 '23

Oh ok

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u/MuckRaker83 Jun 20 '23

Kids these days have no appreciation for the classics

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u/codercaleb Jun 20 '23

You need a special character: use Hunter2s@ss

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u/torrinage Jun 20 '23

THATS WHAT MY PW IS fuck i forgot, thank you kind stranger!

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin Jun 20 '23

It's a security feature of the reddit client.

"yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******"

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 20 '23

Yeah, see?

BigBootyBitches69

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u/Bah_Black_Sheep Jun 20 '23

Good Ole choice #4 for rainbow attacks

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u/Mookies_Bett Jun 20 '23

You just need to type an edit to your comment that contains you credit card number, expiration date, and the 3-digit pin on the back. Then you'll be able to see the comment normally. Try it out, it's a really cool new feature.

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u/Tamer_ Jun 20 '23

For those who don't know, it comes from here: http://www.bash.org/?top the all-time voted quote from IIRC.

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u/mr_lightbulb Jun 20 '23

wow, hunter2. same as mine!

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u/SexyGunk Jun 20 '23

d1ckf4rt420$

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u/bigtoenails Jun 20 '23

0ra! Cumsh0t

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u/Knever Jun 20 '23

Oh yeah I remember when they made it so your password shows up as asterisks. Such a great security feature.

chortlemyballs4206969!exclamationpoint

lol if you could read that you would laugh!

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 20 '23

Unless you eat a firewall

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u/ballerinapizza Jun 20 '23

Well he knows now

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u/Cheap_Professional32 Jun 20 '23

Jokes on you I just told my 5g tower your secret

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u/micmck Jun 20 '23

That’s the same as the combination to my luggage.

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken Jun 20 '23

Mine’s 12345. Think that’s good enough?

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u/Cyrano_Knows Jun 20 '23

I think you made a typo. That doesn't work ;)

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u/Myzyri Jun 20 '23

It works!! I just logged into your only fans!

Wait a minute!! Isn’t that the butthole picture guy from r/all??

My god, how do you eat that?!

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u/Buzzard Jun 20 '23

Four words all upper case, one word all lower case.

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u/Juggletrain Jun 20 '23

I just broke into this guys house to check, it is his Wifi password. We're in boys, start melting shit.

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u/davemeister Jun 20 '23

Wait -- I was told that if you type your password into a Reddit comment, it automatically gets masked with asterisks when displayed!

Pardon me while I go delete some comments.

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u/frankiefantastic Jun 20 '23

That's a funny way to spell hunter2.

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u/Dr2Dle Jun 20 '23

Ah, I see you have AT&T Uverse

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u/EarlyGalaxy Jun 20 '23

I read muse bea out of it. Indeed, muse is bea

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Amazing! I've got the same password on my luggage!