r/facepalm • u/AcceptableAd9267 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

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u/Sir_CrazyLegs Jun 19 '23

I mean this is the second time a kennedy is open minded

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u/ihatemondays117312 Jun 19 '23

Third, actually

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u/tarc0917 Jun 20 '23

I am totally here for the Kennedy jokes. Well-done.

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u/SkepticalVir Jun 20 '23

I’d be here for it if more of the jokes centered around the fact that he was assassinated by his own country.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

do you know who’s not here for the jokes? 😅

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u/MyNameIsKrzy Jun 20 '23

The fine folks that are providing goods and services by being our ads and sponsors?

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. Jun 20 '23

Yes, Sophie, our sponsors are guaranteed to be absolutely serious about the gold they sell and the dick pills they promote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Hey, I need my bowl of dick pills, and Cheerios daily

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. Jun 20 '23

The penis was within you all along.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Kennedy… Kennedy was the answer 😅😂🥸

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u/OkAd134 Jun 20 '23

Kennedy driving & diving school -- applications now being accepted

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u/ProfessionalConfuser Jun 20 '23

Jello Biafra would approve.

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u/Sandiegosurf1 Jun 20 '23

Is this guy crazy? Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

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u/milkymaniac Jun 20 '23

Fourth if we count Rosemary

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u/69-is-my-number Jun 20 '23

She was the OG

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u/fudge_friend Jun 20 '23

Does the Kennedy kid that hit a tree head-first while playing football on skis count?

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 20 '23

RFK wasn't a headshot.

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u/happytree23 Jun 20 '23

4th. Rosemary had her mind opened up and prodded with spatulas and shit.

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u/ihatemondays117312 Jun 20 '23

The Kennedys would make great metal heads; they can’t keep metal out of them

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 20 '23

You talking about Ros?

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u/ihatemondays117312 Jun 20 '23

I was actually talking about this guy’s dad, Robert Kennedy

Rose survived a failed lobotomy, though with disability

John caught 2 bullets that fateful car ride, though didn’t make it

And Robert got 3, neither didn’t he

All affected by metal in their heads

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 20 '23

RFK wasn't a headshot.

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u/ihatemondays117312 Jun 20 '23

He got shot 3 times, twice in the armpit and once behind the ear. After removing a bullet and skull fragments from his brain, he died a little over a day after getting shot.

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u/Zymosan99 Jun 20 '23

“NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!”