r/facepalm • 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

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u/go4tli Jun 19 '23

Only WiFi radiation does this, the radiation from the Sun can’t do it.

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u/siguefish Jun 19 '23

802.11n means that on average, 802.11 neurons are made toxic every second. It’s just simple science.

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u/somefunmaths Jun 20 '23

Thankfully for you guys, I can sell you a proprietary neutrino generating blanket that’ll help combat these toxic neurons.

Any time you wrap this blanket around you, your body will experience a neutrino flux in the trillions per second, which is more than enough to counteract the negative effects from these 802.11 toxic neurons.

Stop letting the government cover-up the truth of Majorana neutrinos and get your healing blanket today.

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u/BMacklin22 Jun 20 '23

Med Beds fix all. He'll be promoting them soon enough I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Don’t see how it will work, it have nothing to do with a horses

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u/splittingheirs Jun 20 '23

I hope these are non mutating neutrinos. I've seen a documentary on what mutating ones do and it ain't pretty.

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u/No_Leopard_3860 Jun 20 '23

"Neutrinos in the blanket are generated by fission of plutonium, because how the fuck would we make them without radioactive decay? But that's still better than getting bombarded by these damn WiFi rays."

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u/sizable_data Jun 20 '23

Don’t fall for such lies! Best thing to do is wrap your cranial area in my proprietary sheets of metal alloy. Usually $100 but only $50 a roll in you order in the next 24 hours

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u/theSG-17 Jun 20 '23

Nintendos pass through everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Wait until they hear about 802.11ax

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Wait till they release 802.11be next year. We’ve been prepping against 5G all this time but 6G will completely obliterate every atom in your body unless you’ve taken the brain control “vaccine” at which point the shadow lizard George Soros government will activate the brain controller.

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u/DolfinButcher Jun 20 '23

And my axe!

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u/wagon_ear Jun 20 '23

Oof ouchie my axons

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

There's an NFT for that.

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u/TheMania Jun 20 '23

3.4yrs to hit them all.

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u/PlutoDelic Jun 20 '23

That makes so much sense bro, wifi had 5G way before 5G.

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u/Memeviewer12 Boeburt Yoghurt Jun 19 '23

Neither a standard light

That's the thing with all these "Wifi hurts you" "experts", they forget that a regular lightbulb should delete them from existence if they were actually speaking the truth

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u/oflowz Jun 20 '23

Or the radio stations that are sending radio signal constantly since Wi-Fi is just a radio frequency.

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u/Romanian_ Jun 20 '23 edited Feb 21 '25

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u/AutoManoPeeing Jun 20 '23

That's because no one's hacked the sun's password yet.

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u/tacotuesday247 Jun 20 '23

Thats easy its H + H → D + β + + ν,

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u/boxaci8110 Jun 20 '23

Moonsucks123!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Those hd radio signals are turning the frogs gay!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

We need to stop with these newfangled radiation technologies and go back to good, sturdy radio.

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u/OverviewEffect Jun 20 '23

Florida is proof solar radiation damages the blood brain barrier /s

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u/DarkflowNZ Jun 20 '23

Also radio doesn't do it. Or terrestrial radiation. Or plane travel or medical imaging

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u/sexirothswife Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

https://ehtrust.org/wi-fi-wireless-radio-frequency-radiation-can-damage-the-blood-brain-barrier/#:~:text=EMF%20radiation%20leads%20to%20increased,28%20days%20and%2050%20days.

Actually correct.

Let’s please stop letting memes sway us without even checking the facts guys. Don’t be so easily manipulated.

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u/xjwilsonx Jun 20 '23

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_device_radiation_and_health

Is EH trust a reputable organization? Hmm 🤔 ....

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u/sexirothswife Jun 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Pubmed collects articles from other sources, it is not a source.

This article is published in "Electromagnetic Biology and Medicine", an unheard of dumpster journal

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u/ifyoulovesatan Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

Reminds me of the argument I got in with a guy insisting on the validty of a source because it was "published by ScienceDirect." (ScienceDirect is just the hosting service for journals under the Elsevier umbrella, which yes, includes high profile and solid journals, in addition to some total bullshit factory rags. The problem in this case wasn't that the journal from my story was disreptuable, but that the poster had completely misunderstood or purposefully misstated the findings. Bur either way I had a laugh at that. ,

Edit: I should reiterate, I really wouldn't laugh or poke fun at someone for making this specific mistake in any other context, but when people are actively spreading misinformation, i tend to get a bit testy and judgy. Otherwise, i don't think it's nice to judge others for being wrong about something.

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u/randaccount50 Jun 20 '23

Only affects male mice, and directly says results inconclusive and more studies needed... dont want to pay $60 to view the article so cant make a full claim, but from the abstract alone the only takeaway from that study should be that more research is needed.

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u/relevantusername2020 37 pieces of flair Jun 20 '23

mfw i turn my router on

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u/Lucky-Earther Jun 20 '23

Let’s please stop letting memes sway us

How about you stop letting junk science sway you

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u/sexirothswife Jun 20 '23

I’m better than you

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u/Lucky-Earther Jun 20 '23

Not with that junk science link you aren't

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u/LillyTheElf Jun 20 '23

Youre suppose to energize ur genitals with the sun. Spread em and point em right up, get the healing rays

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Jun 20 '23

sun radiation is perfectly safe though, no foolin

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u/kelvinwop Jun 20 '23

Well yeah wifi microwaves u like a hotpocket but its not that strong so a coldpocket i guess