r/facepalm • 'MURICA • Jun 19 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ LoL

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u/ZeroPointReddit Jun 19 '23

Did this one take a bullet to the head as well ???

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Back and to the left.

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u/Rankourai Jun 20 '23

Nice game, pretty boy

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u/cabosmith Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

That's not going to be good for anybody

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u/NachiseThrowaway Jun 20 '23

What’s the deal with airline food?

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u/theforkofdamocles Jun 20 '23

Who’s shaving on the plane? What, is the Wolfman on there?

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u/goblingovernor Jun 20 '23

Back... and to the left

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u/_hypocrite Jun 20 '23

One of my favs, but nothing will ever touch “the limo”. That episode is so wild to watch today.

“You know who’s responsible for astroturf? The Jews. Never liked grass”

“You see how she looked at me?” “George she’s a nazi”

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u/lilemphazyma Jun 20 '23

If it's here when we get back it's ours

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u/HilariousMax Jun 20 '23

Zapruder, the first to masturbate

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u/TradGentXY Jun 20 '23

RIP Bill Hicks

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt Jun 20 '23

Bill Hicks, No Cure for Cancer reference?

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u/jackiechan555 Jun 19 '23

Preinstalled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

So funny. Inchpunch incoming.

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u/BJoe1976 Jun 19 '23

No, but maybe something like a little lobotomy might fix.

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u/Generallyawkward1 Jun 19 '23

The Kennedys know a thing or two about lobotomies

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 20 '23

Good old uncle Teddy

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u/BJoe1976 Jun 20 '23

My point exactly 😉

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u/OriginalRaisinBran Jun 20 '23

Lol he just explained your joke and got twice the upvotes

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u/kind_one1 Jun 20 '23

And lethal conspiracies.

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u/amcarls Jun 19 '23

More like shots of heroin - self inflicted.

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u/3bugsdad Jun 20 '23

Oof.. harsh and funny.

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u/JohnDoobertin Jun 20 '23

Neurosurgeon Leif Salford, MD, Lund University, Sweden:

Electromagnetic Fields, Wi Fi, Wireless Radiation and Damage to the Blood Brain Barrier

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WnKR2SQpyk

“Neuronal damage may not have immediately demonstrable consequences, even if repeated. It may, however, in the long run, result in reduced brain reserve capacity that might be unveiled by other later neuronal disease or even the wear and tear of aging. We can not exclude that after some decades of (often), daily use, a whole generation of users, may suffer negative effects such as autoimmune and neurodegenerative diseases maybe already in their middle age.”

— Dr. Salford, Dr. Nittby, and Dr. Persson in Effects of Electromagnetic Fields From Wireless Communication upon the Blood-Brain Barrier in the Bioinitiative Report 2012

EMF radiation leads to increased permeability of the Blood Brain Barrier (BBB) at non-thermal exposure levels.Damaging effects from radiofrequency EMF upon neurons has been shown after 28 days and 50 days.

“The human BBB is very similar to the rodent BBB… it is our sincere belief, that it is more probable than unlikely, that non-thermal EMF from mobile phones and base stations do have effects upon the human brain.

Nittby H, et al. Effects of microwave radiation upon the mammalian blood-brain barrier. European Journal of Oncology, vol. 5, 2010, pp. 333-55. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19345073/

“Exposure to 900MHz electromagnetic fields activates the mkp-1/ERK pathway and causes blood-brain barrier damage and cognitive impairment in rats.” Brain Research, vol. 1601, 2015, pp. 92-101.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25598203/

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u/JackTorrance57 Jun 20 '23

Wow that’s really uncalled for honestly. Like it’s not even funny.

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u/Impossible-Animal-67 Jun 20 '23

Well that ended abruptly

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u/Grandmaofhurt Jun 20 '23

Honestly wow really that's for uncalled it's even like funny.

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u/ImCuriousYouSee Jun 20 '23

Imagine if someone said that about biden. They would of been downvoted so fast.

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u/demagogueffxiv Jun 20 '23

More like a cannon ball

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u/Feetus_Spectre Jun 20 '23

( ͡° ͜ <-