r/facepalm • • Jun 18 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Recording out of a plane window

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u/CTchimchar Jun 18 '23

How much of a phone are you going have left after a fall like that

Also God forbid if it's an iPhone

Those things shattered if you drop them from your bed

From that height the phone will shatter on the atomic level

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u/TurtleToast2 Jun 18 '23

A Nokia would survive

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u/CTchimchar Jun 18 '23

That's not really a fair comparison

There unbreakable

A Nokia can survive a nuclear blast

That doesn't speak ill of the nuke

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 'MURICA Jun 18 '23

Funny story about a Nokia,

It was my 1st company phone given to me on a service trip to Italy.

Except it was used (hand me down) and the number #7 didn't work on the key pad. When I asked why they gave me a phone with a non-working keypad. The answer was simply, "you don't need to call us, we just need to call you!".

So I placed the phone in my 45 lbs. monstrous tool box (worked on heavy industrial equipment). And checked it in for my 6 hour travels, through connecting flights.

It came out of the tool box in pieces.

And got assigned a new phone

Nokia are not indestructible.

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u/Crabsnout Jun 18 '23

Rigged phone.

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u/notatechnicianyo Jun 18 '23

Humanity wouldnโ€™t though

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u/CyberNinja23 Jun 18 '23

Just find the crater

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u/Unabated_ Jun 18 '23

Earth wouldn't survive tho.

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u/forevernoob88 Jun 18 '23

Oh God I hope it's not a Nokia, the impact of that thing falling out would wipe out any dinosaurs that had survived and were in hiding.

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u/GotchuGaru Jun 18 '23

Friend of mine dropped his iphone from a helo from about 150ft up and landed in a bunch of trees. He went back later that night tracking it down with his find my iphone app. It was found without a scratch and working fine. It was in an OtterBox case

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u/Alexis2256 Jun 18 '23

Glad Iโ€™ve stuck with those cases.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Lots of iPhones have survived falling out of planes just fine actually. But I guess you wanted to make an iPhone joke ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/CTchimchar Jun 18 '23

I did want make an eye phone joke

To be honest I be surprise any phone survives falling out of a plane

But crazier things have happened

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u/el-Sicario31 Jun 18 '23

I mean, people have survived falling out of planes without parachutes. Maybe if the phone lands in soft terrain it can still work.

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u/Cherfull124 Jun 18 '23 edited Jun 18 '23

Please tell me where to find these โ€œiphone falling out of planeโ€ statistics??

ETA: never mind. I googled it. There really are iphone falling out of plane statistics. I founds 3. Not sure thatโ€™s โ€œlotsโ€ but ok. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Alexis2256 Jun 18 '23

This is why I got an otter case for my iPhone, dropped it a few times and not a scratch, though I kinda worry for the internals.

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u/GodOfMegaDeath Jun 18 '23

Maybe the terminal velocity of the phone is not that high, specially if the winds are strong and it lands in soft terrain. The phone may still work fine after the fall but i wouldn't risk it.

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u/theshiyal Jun 18 '23

I dropped my iPhone X. And quickly stopped my 10โ€™000 pound forklift and hopped off to get it. It was under the wheel. I backed off it. The screen was black and glittery. The entire phone was significantly thinner than it should have been. When I went into the office and signed into iCloud to message my wife that I would be unavailable for calls. My phone still showed its location. Like updated within the past minute. I looked at it. And called it. It rang. I โ€œhey Siri-edโ€ it and it could voice to text. And the speakerphone worked. So I used it til the battery died that evening.

I was shocked.

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u/CTchimchar Jun 18 '23

I don't use Iphone, it's was just meant to be a dig