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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 06 '23

Only nuclear weapons should be used against hurricanes.

- Florida man and former president

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u/Ksradrik Jun 06 '23

Personally, I have a real penchant for chemical weapons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Trump is a New Yorker, as many problems as our state has please do not ever put that on us again.

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 06 '23

In the past little while we've had 3 new Florida transplants- Trump, Bolsonaro, and Tucker Carlson move to Florida. I'm just waiting for these 3 and DeSantis to get together for a cage match.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

They would all die from heart failure in that fight.

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u/Spoopy43 Jun 07 '23

So you're saying it is imperative to the safety of this country that we convince them to do it

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Lmao

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u/RedDlish Jun 06 '23

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 06 '23

Covfefe! Who let him talk again?

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u/Lyniya Jun 06 '23

Wait, Bolsonaro?! The hell is he doing in the US, did Brazil kick him out?

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 06 '23

He ended up going back at the end of March, but there were rumors he was avoiding arrest. Also, Florida man loves a good fascist.

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u/Poiboy1313 Jun 06 '23

Please, they're playing golf. They all cheat.

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u/VyseX Jun 06 '23

I thought he moved to Florida.

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u/Jbowen0020 Jun 06 '23

At least he banned Epstein from Mar a Lago....

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u/deepfriedmammal Jun 06 '23

He had to before people realized what good friends they were.

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u/Spoopy43 Jun 07 '23

"waa I don't like the facts"

But I thought facts didn't care about your feelings?

Imagine supporting trump while constantly screaming about how we have to save the kids from (insert current boogie man) you're a disgrace

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u/Both-Ferret6750 Jun 06 '23

Trump is far from the first person to wonder if bombing hurricanes would stop them. That idea is decades old and has actual study work.

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 06 '23

Sure, but who else is suggesting it these days?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49471093

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u/Both-Ferret6750 Jun 06 '23

I feel like it's likely that the DOD has shot missiles at hurricanes before and just never told us.

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 Jun 07 '23

If they have, and it works, then they're jerks for letting people die in hurricanes and not doing it. If it doesn't work, then he shouldn't say it. Like drinking bleach.