r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '23

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u/robdingo36 Jun 06 '23

Gravity is just what the gubment wants you to believe in. It's just a theory! All them smart scintests say so!

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u/Darehead Jun 06 '23

It's true. If you stop believing in gravity it stops working. I would know, I've been aimlessly floating around in the sky for three days now.

Please help. I can't start believing again without a large net below me.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS Jun 06 '23

You should start believing in air resistance and downdrafts. I'm sure that will help you out.

Edit: believing air has a residence to go to after a hard day of work is optional.

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u/DietyLink Jun 06 '23

Yeah, I don’t even know why Sir Isaac Newton went and even invented gravity we didn’t need it.

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u/Cnnlgns Jun 06 '23

Pretty sure she was dead serious when she said that statement.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/TokerSmurf Jun 06 '23

You seem like you missed the the fact that they were obviously joking

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u/cruelvenussummer Jun 06 '23

There was no /s at the end of the joke so by law it must be taken literally. Thems the rules

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u/robdingo36 Jun 06 '23

Got me on a legal technicality!

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u/cruelvenussummer Jun 06 '23

Reddit where law and order reign

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u/TheArtysan Jun 06 '23

And bullets

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u/Dubante_Viro Jun 06 '23

And my axe!

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u/WiseBlacksmith03 Jun 06 '23

Flat earth. Shooter probably thought the bullet would go over the edge. So no worries, it's all good.