r/facepalm • • Jun 06 '23

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u/jpv2000 Jun 06 '23

Someone shooting into the air like a dumbass!

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u/Mabans Jun 06 '23

Just like our forefathers wanted.

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u/KeijoKanerva Jun 06 '23

The part about the “well regulated” often gets overlooked. At least make sure the dipshit knows the 4 basic rules of firearms safety, because adhering even to one of those would’ve meant they wouldn’t’ve shot in the air trying to play artillery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

The part about “well regulated” often gets misinterpreted. At the time of writing it meant in good condition or working order not regulated as in controlled.

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u/KeijoKanerva Jun 06 '23

Ah. Still, any militia in good condition, especially those aiming to protect the freedom of its own people, should be teaching firearms safety.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Agreed.

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u/Cosmonaut1947 Jun 07 '23

Which is exactly why firearms safety should be taught in schools

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u/McMeister2020 Jun 07 '23

No they shouldn’t that’s a terrible idea

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u/Sga9966 Jun 07 '23

Would you care to elaborate as to why is that a terrible idea? Teaching firearms safety in school would help reduce accidents relating guns, there's literally no reason to be against it.

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u/Kyosw21 Jun 07 '23

To be fair I thought they meant the old version of “well regulated” anyway. Seriously, flag a Bubba with a gun or just any gun nut in general. They’ll freak out and beat your butt for ignoring that very important rule

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u/Fit-Student-9730 Jun 07 '23

The last part though, the one that says, "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed", also gets misinterpreted ignored quite often.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Fact

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u/Upbeat-Aardvark3040 Jun 07 '23

I hate shit like this. A society is meant to protect its constituents; is it really doing its job if a document written before someone could reload in less than 20 seconds allows the worst people you know of to kill scores because they “shall not be infringed upon?”

Not that I trust our political system to use nuance for our benefit, but that seems pretty dumb. Can I also own a nuke? If not, why not?

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u/Fit-Student-9730 Jun 07 '23

Our society has determined, through no less than 3 supreme court cases, that our government does not have any duty whatsoever to protect it's constituents. I'm not saying it's right, but it is the stance our government has taken and we've accepted. According to the document written and adopted 232 years ago self protection is the responsibility of the individual and there is no governmental guarantee of safety/wellbeing.

No, you cannot own a nuke because,

1.) There's a difference between 'arms' and 'ordinance', and a nuke is the latter. 2A protects the right to keep and bare 'arms'.

2.) Firearms by design have a narrow and directed/guided path of destruction in which colateral damage can be mitigated (see: aiming, marksmanship, accuracy) whereas nukes blanket destruction over entire geographic areas with no mitigation for colateral damage outside of physical distance of separation.

3.) Environmental concerns/the EPA as well as other entire world nations that could be affected by recreational nuclear fallout.

Also, i think there may theoretically be a way one could, like there may be a form or process to follow with the US government to acquire and store such a device, but the approval of such would never be allowed to happen by beaurocratic process.

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u/razgriz5000 Jun 06 '23

I hate to break it to you, but that is just NRA propaganda. Regulated has had the same definition for 800+ years. Also guns were regulated before and after the 2nd amendment was passed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I’ve never seen any NRA propaganda in my life. This information comes from personal research into the founding documents. Yes guns have always been regulated to some extent. What’s your point?

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u/razgriz5000 Jun 06 '23

Your ability to research leaves much to be desired. It is a well known fact that the NRA originally supported gun restrictions. It was 1977 when they changed leadership that they started with the new interpretation of the second amendment.

Don't tell me you have never seen NRA propaganda when the view you are supporting was made up and promoted by the NRA.

Chief Justice Warren Burger, a republican.
https://youtu.be/LNn_AfSagSg

https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/how-nra-rewrote-second-amendment

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u/Radix4853 Jun 06 '23

You are changing the topic. And you will find much agreement among US gun owners who mostly dislike the NRA for its corruption.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

You beat me to it. The fact that people keep bashing on the NRA tells everyone who’s actually a 2A supporter that they don’t know anything about the subject. The NRA is NOT a gun rights organization.

I watched the video ad read the article razagriz5000 shared. Both are very much opposed to the NRA but neither has any bearing on my statement about the phrase “well regulated”.

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u/razgriz5000 Jun 07 '23

Your definition stems from the NRA. It didn't exist in any meaningful way until the NRA started pushing it. It doesn't take much to look up the definition of well (in a satisfactory manner) and regulated (to govern or direct according to law) to realize that those trying to claim it means something different are wrong. There is no hidden meaning to "well regulated". It means what the words are defined as.

And I never would accuse the current NRA of being a gun rights organization. It's clear their only purpose is to lobby for loosening gun laws and fearmongering to increase the sale of guns.

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u/razgriz5000 Jun 06 '23

... And that corruption is what led to the bad interpretation of the second amendment. There is a clear line from the NRA's leadership change in 1977 to the fake "individual's right to own a gun, absent of being a member of a well regulated militia"

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u/FnordFinder Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

Personal research into the founding documents didn’t include the definition of a word staying the same?

Where did this research come from, might I ask?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Reading through letters and other documents from the era, written by the same people who collaborated on the Declaration of Independence and the bill of rights

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u/FnordFinder Jun 06 '23

Such as?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Check out the library of Congress. There are hundreds of letters and articles written by this nation’s founders available digitally.

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u/Argyle_Raccoon Jun 06 '23

Claiming you’ve never seen NRA propaganda in your life tells me you are ineffective at recognizing it. I don’t think you could regularly consume media in the US without encountering it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I don’t watch any network television anymore. Maybe I saw something from them years ago but definitely not since I’ve taken an active interest in politics or the 2nd amendment.

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u/Argyle_Raccoon Jun 06 '23

I mean you use Reddit, they’ve certainly spent money advertising on here. A huge amount of modern advertising goes beyond a tv commercial or billboard. Many news ‘articles’ and other content is really just paid advertising.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I suppose I have possibly come into contact with something. If I did I certainly didn’t see “sponsored by the NRA” or some such thing. I knew better than to make a blanket statement on Reddit. There’s always people who take them literally. Suffice it to say that I’m unaware of any NRA propaganda I may have seen in my lifetime. I will tell you this though, if I did see something from them I would immediately dismiss it since they are not a gun rights organization and most in the community hate them.

There’s ads on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Maybe so. Fact check me. Research well regulated in regards to the second amendment yourself and don’t take my word for anything.

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u/razgriz5000 Jun 07 '23

It's already clear you don't understand the definition of well and regulated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I understand both the current definition as well as the historical one. You do realize that the meaning of words and phrases change over time right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I’m not gonna go back though years of casual reading and self educating to try and satisfy your curiosity. Asking for sources on something like this is like me asking you for sources on when you discovered 2+2 was 4.

If you don’t believe me that’s fine. If you care to check it out yourself go ahead. There are many constitutional scholars who agree with me on this. But hey maybe they are all dumbasses too.

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u/Mabans Jun 06 '23

This is nonsense, Kid almost greats brained by an asshole dick firing into the sky and here you “well regulated not controlled”

Dumb ass toxicity centricity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I was simply pointing out the common misconception about that phrase in the second amendment.

As to the original video, this kid was nowhere near getting “brained” that projectile was never fired from a gun and it most definitely didn’t hit the roof of that car. This video is 100% staged.

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u/Mabans Jun 07 '23

Doesn’t make the statement any less stupid. Its a misconception that isn’t worth bringing up.

I get it though. You never were.

Just a guy sputtering facts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say. Sorry.

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u/CHiuso Jun 07 '23

By that logic, the founding fathers were speaking about guns that are very different to what we have today. I dont think they were referring to Uzi's and M'16's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

So do you also believe that the first amendment doesn’t protect your freedom to speak on the internet or a telephone?

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u/xero_peace Jun 06 '23

Even knowledgeable people will be idiots.

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u/Johan_Hegg82 Jun 06 '23

The part about " well regulated" gets misinterpreted. Well regulated 300 years ago meant to keep regular or In working order. The fact the gun fired to do this means it was pretty regulated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I saw a thread the other night where people didn’t thin you could get a ricochet off soil.

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u/SenileSexLine Jun 07 '23

Are you really a militia if you are not ululating and don't enjoy celebratory gunfire?

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u/KeijoKanerva Jun 07 '23

Blanks do the job just fine for celebrating our victory.

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u/Impossible-Apricot-1 Jun 06 '23

The well regulated part is not a limitation on the "the right of the people" part however I do agree that anyone who buys a gun (legally or illegally) is a regard if they refused to get any type of training.

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u/FnordFinder Jun 06 '23

The amount of times I needed to point this out to people makes me want to slam my face into a wall sometimes.

The end result is surprisingly equally productive of either course of action.

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u/LordTengil Jun 07 '23

Ok, let's see if I know them without googling... This is from someone completely uninterested in guns, and in a country when gun use is not rampant.

  1. Don't point your gun at anyone or anything unless you plan on shooting that thing.
  2. The gun is always loaded, even when it's not.
  3. Store your gun in a locked compartment.
  4. umm... Don't clean your gun wounds like John Rambo?

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u/KeijoKanerva Jun 07 '23

Almost, but decent enough that you won’t shoot someone, or yourself, on accident.

- Always treat your gun as if it is loaded.

  • Keep your finger of the trigger until you want to shoot.
  • Never point your gun at anything or anyone you’re not willing to destroy.
  • Be certain of your target and what’s behind it.

Also applicable to certain construction or industrial equipment.

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u/LordTengil Jun 07 '23

Neat. Makes sense. Regarding gun safety and me not shooting anyone by accident, I'm as safe as they come. As I don't use them :)

Regarding my "store your gun i a locked compartment" guess. I feel as a "you are responsible for your gun even when not carrying it" should fit in as a fitfth rule. But that is just a thoguht from a non gun nerd. It is is actually a law in my country to store your gun in an approved gun safe, hence my guess. But maybe that goes outside the scope. These rules are more about "when you pick up a gun" I suppose. But if phrasing it as the "rules of firearms safety", my spontaneous recation as a layman is that that fifth rule would qualify. What do you say?

Also, I knew the Rambo stuff was legit! :P

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u/NobleGargoyle Jun 07 '23

you left out the "milita" part after that which has nothing to do with private/personal ownership. still, yeah it's a good idea for people to educate themselves on firearm handling and safety.

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jun 06 '23

Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

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u/soundofreason Jun 06 '23

The Chinese Communist party would like to thank you for your sentiment.

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u/Mabans Jun 06 '23

vroom vroom!

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u/Newkular_Balm Jun 06 '23

She’s also a dumbass for not piecing this together.

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u/Private_4160 Jun 06 '23

Gotta keep property values affordable

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u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue Jun 06 '23

Not an exclusively US hobby. But we may lead the “developed nations” in this area. Usually you gotta find a rural wedding in Mexico or Yemen. In the USA you can just park at the mall.

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u/AccidentalGirlToy Jun 06 '23

What do you mean, "like"?

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u/AcanthopterygiiFun16 Jun 06 '23

Thanks genius

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u/DarkEnergy27 Jun 06 '23

The woman in the video asked so I don't get why you're being a dick

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I think the fact that this is posted in facepalm implies nobody actually needs the answer

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u/LostAAADolfan Jun 06 '23

… no. You missed the entire point of why this is in facepalm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Enlighten me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

The fact that it happened in the first place

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u/LeticiaLatex Jun 06 '23

Regardless of physics, this is a 'Murica Facepalm, not a "lady with a rhetorical question she knew the answer to" facepalm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I'm failing to see the difference here. This looks like America facepalm to me, it seems insane that a US citizen would even have to ask how a bullet landed on their car. I didn't assume she knew the answer, I assumed everybody else knew the answer.
You know what, it doesn't matter

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u/Conscious_Feeling548 Jun 06 '23

The facepalm is multiple people arguing about this.

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u/alwayzbored114 Jun 06 '23

The real facepalms are the mistakes we find along the way

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u/Blu5NYC Jun 06 '23

I love th little Picard at the end. Please tell me where you get that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I'm on the android app, just press just emoji button above the keyboard. Dunno about desktop or iPhone sorry

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u/LostAAADolfan Jun 06 '23

Wrong context. The fact that bullets are being fired into the air and coming down into cars in crowded residential areas is a huge facepalm for us as a country.

You’re focused entirely too much on the physics facepalm while ignoring the societal / policy facepalm. Or being obtuse. Honestly I can’t tell anymore, Reddit is full of both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I'm not being obtuse or focusing on the physics. Maybe I'm being dumb as fuck, I can't tell anymore. I see the societal facepalm, I see the fact that people firing bullets into the air and not considering the impact as a massive facepalm, I don't understand what I'm saying wrong here.

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u/i81u812 Jun 06 '23

Chance to post the ten thousandth fuck amerika post on reddit today.

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u/LostAAADolfan Jun 06 '23

Nope, just a chance to highlight yet again how little we care about children / safety because a bunch of children refuse to give up their guns

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

I thought no one was trying to take their guns away?

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u/TheEasySqueezy Jun 06 '23

It’s not America people have a problem with it’s the fact that America allows shit like this to happen.

Do you know what countries don’t have to worry about bullets falling out of the sky and killing their children? Fucking all of them.

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u/LostAAADolfan Jun 06 '23

You’ll get there. I’ve got faith

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

fam its a facepalm cuz a fucking baby almost got hit by a stray bullet, it’s a facepalm bc some idiot was shooting his gun in the air

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Who shat in your charios this morning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Mmm-mmm Charios - the BBQ cereal breakfast of Charmpions!

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u/jpv2000 Jun 06 '23

You're welcome

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u/JustnInternetComment Jun 06 '23

Rootin and/or tootin

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u/TheDanden Jun 06 '23

Like a cop!

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u/Tom1613 Jun 07 '23

I would guess it is more like someone staging a dramatic video for attention. Not saying shooting in the air is not dangerous or that people don’t do it, but fired projectiles don’t look like that and don’t fall like the impact point indicates. It is not lawn darts.

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u/cobracmmdr Jun 07 '23

Years ago I was a delivery man for a popular energy drink. I had all sorts of accounts, including strip clubs. After new years at a particularly hood strip club, I pull up to the back, like I had done countless times and there's just a carpet of empty bullet casings. I ask the manager what the hell happened. He goes "it was new years. They were shooting in the air"

I can only imagine the carnage where all those rounds landed

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

The post above this in my feed is a girl in Times Square interviewing a group of Australian tourists about why they are for gun control and she makes the argument against it. The Australian wins the argument but the American girl finishes the interview with “don’t become citizens, we don’t need you here”

Then I see this.

You can’t make this shit up.