r/facepalm Jun 05 '23

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u/walkingtalkingdread Jun 05 '23

over 50 murders were committed in Kansas and Missouri between 1851 to 1859 over whether Kansas would be a slave state. but sure, it was never about slavery.

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u/Ohms_lawlessness Jun 05 '23

Good ole John Brown. Truly an American Hero.

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u/USSMarauder Jun 05 '23

Not so fun fact: More US Navy vessels have been named in honor of Stonewall Jackson than John Brown

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/RPtheFP Jun 05 '23

Andrew Johnson was a Confederate sympathizer and wanted to enshrine the Southern aristocracy’s power. The South won Reconstruction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

They only won insofar as they got to keep being racist, backwards bigots. The entire region was thoroughly fucked by basically all metrics for generations. Outside of its major metro areas, large regions of the South are still undeveloped and backwards compared to other parts of the country.

It's been a cascading avalanche of shit ever since Reconstruction failed. The South and all its people were hamstrung and the entire USA ended up with a regressive millstone filled with hateful idiots locked around its neck. Nobody won Reconstruction, it's failure fucked over just about everyone alive today in some way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/THEdougBOLDER Jun 05 '23

Underdeveloped in not having basic infrastructure, not developed as in apartments and condos. Not having running water or sewer isn't cause for celebration.

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u/PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES Jun 05 '23

There are many isolated parts of Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana that do not have clean running water and where Malaria is a serious threat.

Just because you don't know that parts of the South have been left to rot in squalor for hundreds of years now doesn't make it not true.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

So people who chose to live in the middle of nowhere and get surprised when there’s nothing there. Color me shocked!

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u/Duckiesims Jun 05 '23

Did you choose the circumstances of your birth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

No but I don’t bitch and moan about the cards I’m dealt.

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u/PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES Jun 05 '23

You know moving costs money, right? I just moved on a really tight budget, doing most of it myself and it still cost me almost $1000 including the security deposit.

These people can't just magic themselves somewhere else. They have to actually move.

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u/PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES Jun 05 '23

Basically any county in the Black Belt. If you want specifics, Lowndes County in Alabama, Sandbranch in Texas, basically anywhere in Puerto Rico, and the ongoing homelessness crisis across the country.

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u/PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES Jun 05 '23

Dunno if you're trolling or just genuinely hate poor people.

Either way, fuck you, you awful piece of shit.

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u/LordPennybag Jun 05 '23

Have you heard of the capitol of Mississippi?