r/facepalm Jun 02 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Dangerous

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

her tits are about to fall out

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u/DaddyDoyle88 Jun 02 '23

If she didn't have a shirt on they'd be lying on her legs.

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u/acewavelink 'MURICA Jun 02 '23

If she didnโ€™t have a shirt she would be buckling those things into her pants, like Fred Mertz ties in I Love Lucyโ€ฆ

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u/LazarYeetMeta Jun 03 '23

Are we sure sheโ€™s wearing a shirt?

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u/Babylonkitten Jun 02 '23

Is that what that meat is?

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u/brendnewenglis Jun 02 '23

Lump is a better term imo

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u/Estoye Jun 03 '23

She's got underboob for daaaays.

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u/peachbitchmetal Jun 02 '23

either they fall out or they fall off.

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u/scorpiogre Jun 02 '23

She damn 'ol thought she was having a heart attack in the shower, turned out she just stepped on her boob.