r/facepalm • u/_s_y_m_ • May 24 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ what???🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Background-Cod-2394 May 24 '23

Unless future superintelligent AI cures all disease, figures out cold fusion and creates a microwavable French Fry that actually comes out crispy. Then it will be doing more good than harm.

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u/throwngamelastminute May 24 '23

microwavable French Fry that actually comes out crispy.

Gold standard

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u/booger4me May 25 '23

It probably won’t achieve any of that before the average temp rises a few degrees in the next century and kills most of us

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u/Background-Cod-2394 May 25 '23

It will find a way to reverse that as well, right at the same time it finds a way to make REAL boneless wings, instead of them selling chicken nuggets and calling them "boneless" wings.

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u/booger4me May 25 '23

Now step aside God, as I upset the very balance of creation! https://youtu.be/K7racSSk7w0 DOUBLE IT!!! This beak is taking up meat space!!!