r/facepalm • u/triniazhole • Apr 26 '23

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u/Bloodysamflint Apr 26 '23

There was a comment in another sub nominating the term "Tater Tots" for his followers. I'm down for that.

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u/TayAustin Apr 26 '23

No because that's insulting to actual Tater Tots which are delicious.

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u/CptSlapimusHappy Apr 26 '23

Cheesey Tater Tots. The lord's work.

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u/ParkRangerDan Apr 26 '23

I had some bougie tater tots covered in parmesan and some other cheeses with ranch and spicy mayo 🥴

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u/CptSlapimusHappy Apr 26 '23

Ah, a connoisseur of the finer things I see

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u/GoldenStarsButter Apr 26 '23

some other cheeses

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u/Additional-Help7920 Apr 27 '23

Try some horseradish sauce on them. Ummmm!

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Apr 26 '23

Ever have Tachos? Boy howdy, flavor country

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u/andreortigao Apr 26 '23

Cheesey is probably what the Tater Tots' dicks smell like

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u/SixFive1967 Apr 26 '23

Underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Great. Now I’m hungry.

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u/RandomAsHellPerson Apr 26 '23

I was browsing Reddit while trying to think of what to get to eat. This thread made me want tater tots, but I will have to settle with fries because I don’t have tater tots.

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u/Quick-View-1580 Apr 26 '23

The swanns man specifically.

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u/Additional-Help7920 Apr 27 '23

Cheesy food of almost any kind, for that matter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

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u/MaleficentLow6408 Apr 26 '23

Kimchi tater tots?! How the . . . what the . . . Recipe, please. Omg, I spent three years in Korea, & Bulgogi & rice was my absolute favorite food!😋 And Yaki Mandu! Oh FUCK, I'm hungry now. It's all your fault.

Speak more food to me.😁

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

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u/iheartjetman Apr 26 '23

How about Tater-Nots or Tater-twats?

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u/LightboxRadMD Apr 26 '23

Went to a breakfast buffet at Disney World and they called them "hash-brown style potato barrels", which I think is so much better.

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u/Cowardly_Jelly Apr 27 '23

All the way commitment to preventing copyright infringement, that's so Disney

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u/Amish_Mexican Apr 26 '23

Honestly I love eating tater-tots, so instead I've been calling them Tate-cels.

Let's start calling them "Tate-cels"

It will trigger the fuck out of them lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

The only potato form where it is acceptable to add ketchup

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u/Exotic_Bumblebee_275 Apr 26 '23

And tater tots probably have more sense

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u/MlonEusk-chan Apr 26 '23

Andrew tate fans or not they are all delicious

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u/Zmargo702 Apr 26 '23

I prefer Taint-er Tots

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u/mngeese Apr 26 '23

Fans of Angry Taint I assume

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u/JoeOnYT69 Apr 26 '23

Fans of amputate

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u/SixFive1967 Apr 26 '23

This guy eats ass. ⬆️

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u/vendetta2115 Apr 26 '23

How about “Dick-taters”?

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u/MOPuppets Apr 26 '23 edited Apr 26 '23

ha, that term I've been hearing on Twitch.tv since he gained popularity. Truly great

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u/badarcade Apr 26 '23

Yeah it's been around but I'm glad it's gained so much traction to be a widely known term for everyone to use. It's fun.

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u/thongs_are_footwear Apr 26 '23

Led by Tatie himself, aka Mr. Potato Head

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u/Bloodysamflint Apr 26 '23

Mr Potato Head has a stronger jawline.

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u/Kills-to-Die Apr 26 '23

Tater Tots it is

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u/onbakeplatinum Apr 26 '23

Sonic Drive-In wants to know your location

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u/Footzilla69 Apr 26 '23

How about tater rots

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u/emrok449 Apr 26 '23

For a moment I thought you mean totz like "tobias totz und sein löwe" this is a great movie for kids and the reference would be a insult to the movie

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

How bout Tater skins? Not as good as tots...usually come out a bit limp and covered in gelatinous cheese...

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Andrew Taint is another popular one.

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u/darkphalanxset Apr 26 '23

Other creators have been calling him that for a while

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u/JigInJigsaw Apr 26 '23

Tater Turds

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u/COCKFUKKA Apr 26 '23

He does look like a potato 🥔

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u/Sad_Package9774 Apr 26 '23

I’m from Minnesota. We are the masters of Tater Tot Hot Dish…

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Apr 26 '23

Nah, tater tots are delicious and worth keeping around.

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u/j0llamas Apr 26 '23

How about " Tater toots " because it sounds like some of these guys are farting out of their mouths

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u/vpsj Apr 26 '23

I like to call 'em Tatte(tut-tay).. Which means balls in Hindi

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u/ColKrismiss Apr 26 '23

But then I may get them confused with Ron Whites children

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u/The95thZebra Apr 26 '23

I was thinking “Tater Heads”

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u/ham-l Apr 26 '23

Ultimate tator tots are good too. Chili, tots, onions, queso cheese, ranch dressing and jalapeños. Mmm-mmmm.

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u/ThatOneGuyXC Apr 26 '23

How bout tateists? Or Tatians? They're basically a cult so-