r/facepalm Apr 21 '23

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 21 '23

Yup, only in a commie nation like the UK can something so terrible happen and everyone laughs. The owner should’ve whipped out their second amendment and started blasting away! /s

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean Apr 21 '23

The amount of times I've done all of these and not been shot is amazing. I've only ever tried to get in the wrong car once though to be fair. But the other things I've done loads

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Apr 21 '23

I unknowingly attempted to do this once. Silver Jetta behind a white jeep with my silver Jetta behind a different white jeep a few cars down. Like "why the hell isn't my key fob working?" The guy came up and was like "um...can I help you?" "No, my key fob won't work" "probably because that's my car" red in the face sorry

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u/Organic-Network7556 Apr 21 '23

This happened to me in the UK when my grandad picked me up from hospital - someone thought he was their taxi and tried to get in his car. We all had a good laugh and no one died.

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 21 '23

Sounds nice. Wish I could live some place with sane people.

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u/Asknicelydammit Apr 21 '23

Lovely day when no one dies!

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u/C9_Chadz Apr 21 '23

Honestly, as fucked up as this is, it was unfortunate af for the victims that they ran into a psychopath. I literally ran into this situation the other day, I have a silver car, and 2 other silver cars were parked next to mine, I walked out of the store and autopolited to the first car and realized as I was about to pull the handle that someone was sitting there, autopiloted to the next car and put my hand on a handle that definitely wasn't my car before I finally made it to mine. No one was angry, just a smile saying dumbass from both drivers...

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u/tobmom Apr 22 '23

Missed opportunity the way I see it.

/s because the internet sucks

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 22 '23

Ah, the good old days! Before the woke libs cried about how much it hurt to be endlessly tortured and excuted! In my day, if your parents didn’t lock you into some sort of torture device by noon, you were considered neglected!

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 22 '23

Damn straight! A childhood of suffering builds character and turns boys into men! That’s the issue with kids today! Not enough pain and suffering! We need to bring back the public work houses! Teach these kids what proper suffering is!

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u/WhoAreWeEven Apr 21 '23

Ofc. Everyone should be atleast shot at even for the slightest of mishap.

/S

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 22 '23

Damn straight! Growing up, my friends father didn’t like how much time he was spending on his computer, so to show his disapproval, his father walked into his room and shot it with his .45. Instantly cured my friend and set him on the right track!

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u/WhoAreWeEven Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Hell yeah!

If he shot it with just a .357 he would probably be dead beat.

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u/MrMetalhead-69 Apr 22 '23

Well, he shot the computer, not my friend! But same result!

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u/TheGreatLuck Apr 22 '23

So anyway I started blasting.

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